The Simpsons: Simpsons Kiss and Tell

Feeling sorry for luckless classmate Ralph Wiggum, Lisa gives him a valentine. He develops a huge crush on her, which ends unhappily when she tells him that she doesn't reciprocate on a Krusty the Clown anniversary special. Ralph's dad, Police Chief Wiggum, takes vengeance on Homer, but in the end the kids agree to be friends.

Bart begins a romance with Jessica Lovejoy, the misbehaving daughter of the local minister. He is blamed and ostracized for her theft of money from the church collection plate. It is left to Lisa to prove Bart's innocence and clear his name.

Bart’s principal and his teacher begin a secret romance. When Bart reveals it to the world, the two of them nearly lose their jobs.

Marge and Homer discover that public canoodling restores the passion in their marriage. They are forced to flee naked across town.

The wives of Springfield are jealous of the attention Apu lavishes on his wife Manjula. To win Marge back, Homer attempts to enlist the help of a skywriter, with painful consequences.

Marge accidentally gets implants that feminize her Olive Oyl figure, and decides to leave them in. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse imitate unsafe behavior they saw Krusty display on an old TV show, and Krusty must come up with a way to rehabilitate his image. He decides to stage a rescue from a rampaging elephant, but when the elephant gets out of control, Marge’s new knockers come to the rescue.

Homer discovers that Marge intended to break up with him while they were dating and is so upset he moves in with two gay roommates. Marge wins him back with the help of “Weird Al” Yankovic — and alcohol poisoning.

In this flashback episode, we learn that Homer and Marge met as kids--an encounter that did not end well. The memory of this meeting threatens to derail their marriage in the present, until Marge learns how much Homer has always loved her.

In this Valentine's-themed show, the Simpsons explore the twisted romantic lives of Bonnie and Clyde, Sid and Nancy and Lady and the Tramp.

On Valentine’s Day, Professor Frink attempts to uncover the secret to women; Marge worries about the seniors at Grampa’s nursing home when she realizes they only experience love while under the influence of medication.