The Cult of Cartman

To prove his transition into manhood, Cartman buys pubes from Scott Tenorman. The other boys inform Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own. When Scott won't give him his money back, Cartman goes medieval on him. Radiohead guest stars.

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O and moves in with Butters in a plan to learn all of Butters' secrets and then use them against him. The U.S. Army believes AWESOM-O is a new secret weapon, and Hollywood thinks he is their next star.

Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.

Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, "Family Guy." Kyle loves "Family Guy" and hates Cartman. The two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of "Family Guy" lies with the first boy to reach Hollywood. (Part 1 of 2)

After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all. (Part 2 of 2)

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Cartman inherits one million dollars and fulfills his dream of owning his own amusement park. When Kyle learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, he questions the existence of God and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where Cartman is happy.

Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman decides he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he's handicapped.

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

Cartman suffers from a mysterious on-set of the disease, Gingervitis. Sick and tired of being ridiculed because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to rise up and assume their role as the master race.