South Park, Matt and Trey's Top 10

All of the fourth-grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone.  Disturbed by the corruptive influence the trashy celebrity has on all little girls, one of the towns favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."

The boys embark on a mission to return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store but their parents try to stop them to get back the "precious" porno they accidentally left in the box.

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest, portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with the injustice of it all.  When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident and is only being kept alive through the use of a feeding tube, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can get his hands on the new toy.

The boys are transformed into Japanese warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.  Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita for his birthday.  Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters to celebrate with him at Colorado's version of Mexican Disneyland.  When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O and moves in with Butters in a plan to learn all of Butters' secrets and then use them against him.  While Butters is thrilled to have a new best friend, the U.S. Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientologists converge on his front lawn asking him to lead them.  A prominent Hollywood actor also shows up looking for Stan’s approval.  When Stan criticizes his work, the A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out.

The boys get a new video game system and their plan for the foreseeable future is to play it!  When the government steals their new Game Sphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back.  Their one hope for infiltrating the top secret lab where the Game Sphere is being kept is to team up with Towelie, a genetically engineered towel who only wants to get high.

A sexual-abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican.  In absolutely no connection, Cartman craps out of his mouth.

When a young boy makes the transition into manhood, he is blessed with certain physical attributes.  In Cartman's case, he gets pubes.  After the other boys tell him that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked.  When Scott Tenorman won't give him his money back, Cartman goes medieval on him.  Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate plan for revenge.