Blue Mountain State, The Complete Series

Three incoming freshmen attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

The team throws Craig a promise ring bachelor party, and the next morning he notices his ring is gone.

Thad brags that he doesn’t need to get laid because of his Pocket Pussy. One of the players steals Thad’s PP and the team all take turns using it, not knowing that it is carrying syphilis.

Billy the goat mascot and Sammy are kidnapped by a rival school.

After too much slacking, Alex gets demoted to third string. He is ecstatic at first, but then realizes that the third stringers are a bunch of freaks.

After losing two games in a row, the team participates in a Drug Olympics to exorcise their demons.

Recruitment week starts at BMS, and Alex tries to get the #1 quarterback recruit, Golden Arm, to commit to BMS so Alex won’t ever have to start.

Alex unknowingly breaks a years-long truce between the football team and lacrosse team by hooking up with a lacrosse player’s girlfriend, and a war ensues.

Alex, Thad and some other players learn that they are failing and have to pass an upcoming test so they don’t lose their eligibility.

Sammy, Alex and Craig participate (along with the rest of the school) in the Marathon Monday tradition of drinking for a full 24 hours.

Alex gets fan mail from a guy who wants Alex to date his daughter.

The team finds out that they have to be drug tested, so they try to stay sober for three days but can’t function normally.

The team gets a bowl bid and heads to Louisiana for the game. Thad warns everyone of the tactics that the other team may use to sabotage BMS, including poisoning their food and sending their cheerleaders to seduce them.

In response to last season’s dismal outcome, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to be a loose cannon, taking Alex on an increasingly dangerous adventure. Meanwhile, Sammy’s sister, Mary Jo, arrives at BMS and joins the cheerleading squad after some hazing.

After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who violated him, with each teammate’s version of the story conflicting with the next.

The team becomes celibate in order to boost their performance on the field, but it backfires when Mary Jo, out of frustration, stirs them into a frenzy.

The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.

Alex, Thad, and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman saying she is pregnant and each respond very differently. Meanwhile, Sammy must decide between staying with a girl out of his league at a price or to go back to being single while Coach Daniels attempts to rekindle his relationship with his son.

The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

Alex unwittingly sleeps with Coach Daniels’ ex-wife and gets used as a pawn in their bitter relationship, while Sammy struggles to end Mary Jo’s new fascination with a guitar-toting heartthrob.

After the campus is vacated, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro.

During rivalry weekend, Overland’s mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex can tailgate and Thad can eat its balls.

Alex decides that becoming the backup goalie for BMS’ hockey team is the perfect way to avoid his conditioning obligations and Radon quickly follows suit. Meanwhile, Mary Jo becomes Thad’s personal cheerleader.

Alex and his teammates end up in the local drunk tank, where they must stay until they blow a .06 on the breathalyzer. Sammy attempts to get drunk enough to join them so he can break them out from the inside, a la Prison Break.

The team is one game away from and undefeated season when Radon is tackled in practice by Thad creating a confidence struggle that takes him out of the game. Meanwhile, Daniels suffers a heart attack as the pressure of a potential perfect season in jeopardy mounts.

When a riot breaks out on campus after the team goes undefeated, Alex and the players must cross the frenzied campus to the Goat House to save Sammy from being torn apart by rabid fans.

While Alex adjusts to becoming the starting quarterback and team captain, Thad awaits word on his future with the team after his drug related arrest following BMS’ loss in last season’s championship game. In the mean time, Sammy attempts to move into the goat house and Mary Jo begins her try-sexual journey.

Alex and Thad deal with the ramifications of a pornographic photo that Thad sent from Alex’s phone after it makes its way around campus. Meanwhile, Harmon debates how he will respond to some suggestive photos that Daniels and Debra inadvertently sent him.

Alex takes on Thad’s persona as he struggles to pull Thad out of a post-suspension slump while Sammy meets the perfect girl only to realize he will soon lose her.

Alex and Sammy have a falling out when Alex plays the best game in his career and accepts it as the peak of his life. Meanwhile, Daniels and Jon Jon have mixed feelings about a job offer that Jon Jon received.

Thad offers to teach Alex what it is to be a local celebrity, but he has ulterior motives. Mary Jo goes to extreme lengths to impress a Coach Daniels’ wife, who herself is trying to revive her sex life with her husband.

A blackout on campus has postponed the following day’s game against Buckingham. Alex uses it as an opportunity to settle the score with one of Buckingham’s cheerleaders who humiliated him in high school. Daniels and the other BMS coaches play a game of poker against the Buckingham coaches with increasingly high stakes.

When his pre-game rituals start to betray his game-time performance, Harmon goes on a quest to find new mystical superstitions that will restore his kicking abilities. Meanwhile, off the advice of a psychic, Sammy explores career opportunities that will really show his worth.

As Coach Daniels prepares to be inducted into the College Hall of Fame, Thad comes to terms with some troubling secrets from Daniels’ past while Alex connects with Marty on a new level.

Thad’s behavior takes a turn for the worse after he suffers a concussion making it difficult for Daniels to hide the injury from both Gilday and, ultimately, the NCAA. Meanwhile, Sammy, trapped in the Goat House basement, reevaluates his masturbation habits.

ONE WEEK, a HARD KNOCKS-esque television series, is at BMS following the team and its coaches both on and off the field. While documenting the franchise’s struggle to return to its former glory, the “show-within-a-show” highlights the growing feud between Gilday and Alex, Daniels’ insecurities caused by Gilday, and Thad’s desire to become an actor.

BMS rejoices when they find they will be playing Blackwell for the Bowl Championship. The celebration is cut short however when the NCAA comes at them with 3 years of dirt on the team – enough to bring the axe down on the football program.

BMS loses the Bowl Game to Blackwell when their starters are benched from play due to breaking NCAA rules. Feeling robbed, the BMS starters challenge the Blackwell starters to an unofficial Bowl Game – the REAL bowl game – in a local corn field which Thad has converted into a football field.

The battle continues as the BMS and Blackwell teams fight it out on the corn field for bragging rights as to who the real champion is.