Archer, Season 1-11

Archer goes to great lengths to cover up discrepancies in his ISIS expense account as he attempts to access the agency's mainframe computer.  Cyril and Lana's Friday night dinner date is interrupted by work.

Lana’s residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son’s future.

A new field agent makes a splash at ISIS, but Archer and Lana suspect there may be something all too perfect about their new diversity hire.

Malory hosts a dinner party for UN Intelligence Chairman Torvald Utne in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS. Unfortunately, a group of rival assassins have targeted Mr. Utne for elimination.

Malory’s career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer’s expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.

Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend’s life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer’s heroics.

When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.

After ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.

When Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN, Malory will stop at nothing to get him back.

Questions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a perilous trap... and an explosive confrontation with Malory.

In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire’s daughter from a kidnapping threat. But Archer soon finds out the real threat is his protectee: an underage nymphomaniac who will stop at nothing to bed the world’s greatest spy.

After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS – lock, stock and snack machines – to archrival spy agency ODIN. Archer and the rest of the ISIS employees, rightfully fearing for their jobs, must use every trick in the book (ISIS Field Manual, 3rd Edition) to try to stop the sale.

Archer is in for a huge (well, about ten pounds) surprise when his favorite call girl, Trinette, shows up at ISIS with a bouncing baby boy on her hip. And a subpoena for a paternity test in her purse. Is Archer the father of the wee baby Seamus? Well, that’s what the paternity test is for. That’s why they have those.

While Malory tries to make ISIS a green workplace, Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana bayous to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America’s largest natural gas pipeline. Archer’s equipment checklist for the mission will include an airboat, a sawn-off shotgun, a compound bow, and nine cases of beer.

When members of Woodhouse’s famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron (the old “Double Deuce”) start dying mysteriously, he naturally suspects foul play. As does Archer, who tries to help his loyal manservant track down the killer. While also babysitting the wee baby Seamus. So it should be a fairly busy weekend.

Tired of his colleagues constantly calling him a failure, Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin, a mysterious computer security expert, inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero. Not surprisingly, the plan goes awry: Cyril didn’t count on sexy, bikini-clad ninjas.

The normal childish squabbles, sneaky backbiting, and petty jealousies at ISIS are multiplied exponentially when a famous Hollywood actress, Rona Thorne, spends a week shadowing the agents as research for an upcoming role in a spy movie. A movie in which Malory would – and may – literally kill to land a part.

After Malory’s brief scare with breast cancer, another ISIS agent decides to be tested for the disease, with a tragic result. The other agent is Archer, and the tragic result is that yes, he has breast cancer. Because a career spent disarming nuclear warheads and having sex in x-ray machines will tend to do that.

When Archer discovers the chemotherapy drugs he’s been taking for his breast cancer are counterfeit – consisting mainly of sucrose and Zima – he sets out to destroy the criminals behind the scheme. Only this time, it’s personal. And also this time, Archer’s wearing a colorful headscarf and dragging around an IV stand.

ISIS goes into full lockdown after Pam is abducted by kidnappers. Wait, Pam? Yes, but the kidnappers were really after Cheryl/Carol. Wait, Cheryl/Carol? Yes, because Cheryl/Carol isn’t quite who she appears to be. Or is it whom? We’ll find the answers to these questions – and two more – on this episode of Archer.

When a mysterious stranger summons Malory and her intrepid ISIS agents to Monaco, all bets are off! Well, actually all bets are on. Because Monaco is basically one giant casino, and Archer has $4 million in untraceable bearer bonds. Also, it’s Gran Prix week, so you can just forget getting a hotel room.

Archer’s search for his father’s identity leads him behind the Iron Curtain... and into hot water! Old wounds are reopened when ODIN agent Barry Dylan is sent to rescue Archer, who falls in love with a beautiful – and mysterious – woman.

Suspicion and jealousy are rife at ISIS as Krieger nears completion of a top secret project, and Archer brings beautiful – and mysterious – former KGB agent Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory. Who reacts about like one would expect.

Archer, in hiding since the murder of his fiancée, is finally tracked down in the South Pacific by handsome adventurer Rip Riley. To get Archer safely back to ISIS, Riley will have to survive the elements, a plane crash, a shark attack, starvation, drowning, exposure, and possibly pirates. Oh, and Archer.

Archer deals with the trials and tribulations of being Pirate King while ISIS remains semi-committed to his rescue.

Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape the Pirate Fortress, as Malory hardballs the negotiation for their ransom.

Archer is shocked to learn that his mother is dating Archer's idol/hero/man-crush, Burt Reynolds.

Cyril is promoted to field agent, while Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy. Neither of which sit well with the staff of ISIS.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police enlist the help of ISIS to transport a captured Canadian terrorist. On a train.

Archer's surprise birthday present – a high-tech, souped-up spy car – leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.

Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.

Archer must help Gillette save his younger brother from a crooked sheriff in the backwoods of West Virginia.

Archer's sex life compromises his effectiveness as an agent. But more seriously than the countless other times.

Archer is faced with a dilemma when his murdered fiancée, Katya, miraculously reappears.

Archer and his colleagues at ISIS voyage to the final frontier in an effort to prevent a catastrophe on the International Space Station.

Archer and his colleagues at ISIS wish they had never voyaged to the final frontier in an effort to prevent a catastrophe on the International Space Station.

Archer has amnesia and decides the only cure is a spa weekend.

Archer and his former best friend (Timothy Olyphant) are holed up in the Vermont wilderness, fighting hard to come out on top.

Archer’s fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.

The beginning of beautiful hatred between Archer and his new stepfather plays out as the two are chased by gangsters.

Archer’s former fiancée wants him to save her cyborg boyfriend who is trapped in outer space. Archer wants…other things.

A snake bites Archer in a special place.

Archer, Lana, and Cyril go undercover in celebrity chef Lance Casteau’s (Anthony Bourdain) hellish kitchen.

Archer heads to the Mexican border to capture a notorious coyote, which is Spanish for coyote.

Archer and Lana pose as newlyweds to stop a sale of enriched uranium. SPOILER ALERT: Lana goes nuclear before the bomb does.

Archer and Lana extract an agent from Morocco only to find out his bark is worse than his bite.

Archer must rescue the Pope from an assassination plot using Woodhouse as a decoy. Operation Bad Habit is a go.

Cheryl's brother Cecil Tunt (Eugene Mirman) and his girlfriend Tiffy (Kristen Schaal) drive her crazier than usual as they travel into the Bermuda Triangle. Where mysteries abound!

Archer and the ISIS crew go to an underwater SEA LABoratory to stop the deranged Captain Murphy.

Someone dies. Someone who has been with the ISIS crew from the beginning. And then things get crazy.

Archer, Pam and Lana travel to Miami to visit some old friends. It's a fondue party!

Pam makes a deal that puts everyone in danger. Archer dons his slightly darker black suit to save the day.

Archer has to stage an intervention for Pam that gets derailed by an unwanted guest.

Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. Put that hammer down and give it hell.

Archer decides to give Lana the perfect baby shower gift by forcing Kenny Loggins to sing a duet with Cherlene. Something something Danja Zown!

Archer travels to Columbia on a secret mission that becomes not so secret after he gets drunk.

Archer, Ray, and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory.

Archer avoids crash landing in a dangerous swamp only to come face-to-face with a shady arms dealer (Christian Slater).

Archer and the rest of the ISIS gang are the guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana. Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer.

Archer tries to keep his fling with the dictator's wife a secret while Krieger bonds with his clone-brothers.

Cyril becomes the new president of San Marcos, Cherlene becomes the first lady of country music, and Archer becomes a resistance fighter.

Archer helps Lana with the delivery of her baby, while Krieger tries to prevent the delivery of a deadly weapon.

Archer must salvage a crashed plane in a jungle filled with relics from World War II.

An agent from the past has a hand in creating tension between Archer and Lana.

Archer, Lana, and Ray climb their way to the top of an assassin’s hit list.

Pam takes Archer to her sister's wedding but gets side-tracked with technical difficulties.

The gang gets to work early so they can spend some quality time together.

Archer’s first weekend alone with baby AJ is soiled by a Pakistani intelligence officer.

A rescue mission turns into an out-of-this-world visit to Area 51.

Lana introduces Archer to her parents. Archer introduces Lana’s parents to high-speed chases.

Slater has the gang swindle the Durhani royal family and Gillette lends a hand.

An office romance is interrupted by the Russians.

Archer and Lana travel to Wales for a romantic getaway of aiding separatists.

Archer and the gang prepare for their most fantastic voyage ever.

The fantastic voyage concludes.

Archer breaks into a mansion to restore the honor of a Hollywood starlet.

Archer and Lana make a tricky handoff while the rest of the gang hears the best voicemail ever.

A prep school reunion leads to an interesting business opportunity for Archer.

A mysterious stranger needs Archer’s help in finding his birth mother.

Party crashers turn a fundraiser into no laughing matter.

A hostage negotiation spirals out of control when Archer and Lana go missing.

Who’s sexier, Cyril or Krieger? Pam or Cheryl? Only one way to find out… Bar fight!

The on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Slater causes a rift in the on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Lana.

Archer and the gang are hired by renowned director, Ellis Crane, to investigate suspicious activity on the set of his new movie, Deadly Velvet.

Things get even deadlier on the set of Deadly Velvet when someone turns up, you guessed it, dead.

Archer tries to find out who killed his partner, but accidentally gets in bed with Mother, a notorious L.A. crime boss.

A mysterious woman hires Archer to fake her death, but he’s unable to rise to the occasion.

Archer tries to escape from jail with the help of a crazed heiress and a dysfunctional jazz quartet.

While investigating a kidnapping, Archer reveals too much about Figgis and Krieger reveals too much about his past.

Dutch becomes a new man while Archer’s ransom exchange goes up in smoke.

All roads lead to Len Trexler as Archer and the gang try to avoid unfriendly ghosts.

Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world’s worst knock‐knock joke.

Archer visits Dreamland and receives a big break that leads him to Woodhouse’s killer.

Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business.

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife.

Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.

Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis.

But there is no joy in Mudville- mighty Pam has struck out.

Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer but he refuses to lend them a hand.

Archer helps defend a village from party crashers intent on ruining oysterfest.

Archer and the gang enter a deadly temple in search of an even deadlier treasure.

Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd’s pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest.

The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer’s safe.

Pam’s sandwich ruins everyone’s dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.

Deep in space, Archer and the crew encounter a terrifying cosmic beast. Even deeper, they encounter a self-aggrandizing life coach.

Archer and the crew pick up a hitchhiker and try to convince him to turn his life around.

Daydreams of an interstellar road trip turn into an existential nightmare.

A voyage home gets interrupted by an alien battle cruiser carrying precious cargo.

Archer is convinced a mysterious object is causing the crew to act strangely. Is it magnetic? Is it supernatural? Does it need to be cleaned with some sterile wipes?

When a trial turns into a party it can only mean that Barry-6 has returned!

Archer’s back in the spy game and his first mission is to guard a priceless statue. His second mission, to tell Lana his true feelings. His third mission, to get blind drunk.

Archer and the gang attend a martial arts tournament to extricate an international arms dealer. Unrelated, “International Arms Dealer” is what Cyril calls his right bicep.

The Agency attempts to steal experimental technology from a reclusive inventor, but they forgot one vital item… Sterling Archer.

Archer and the gang team up with Barry to stop an army of Barrys from turning the world into Barrys.

Archer is head over heels for his new valet, Aleister. Will Archer do Aleister’s recommended rehabilitation exercises or just eat himself to death?

Archer shows off his date to Lana. Cyril shows Archer’s date a top-secret dossier. Archer’s date shows Archer his innermost desires.

When AJ is kidnapped, it’s up to Archer to get her back and keep Lana’s rampage pointed in the right direction.

Archer and the gang travel to Antarctica to solve a murder mystery with international implications.