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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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    • 4.9 • 148 Ratings

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

    Reliving the glory days of American soccer with OG content creator Shawn Francis!

    Reliving the glory days of American soccer with OG content creator Shawn Francis!

    We're kicking it old school on this episode of The Cooligans, with OG American soccer content creator, Shawn Francis, making his inaugural appearance on the show to tell some incredible stories! 

    This is an episode for the American soccer diehards! We're honored to be joined by a long-time friend and true pioneer of the US footy content game, Shawn Francis, to hear about his career covering and working in American soccer. Shawn shares some hilarious stories with great insight to the old days of coverage and compares them to how things have changed today. Christian, Alexis, and Miguelito also recap the midweek Premier League action, with varying results for Arsenal, Everton, and Chelsea.

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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Premier League referees need to watch their backs in Nottingham!

    Premier League referees need to watch their backs in Nottingham!

    The FA Cup semi-final matches were incredibly entertaining, but did Manchester United really deserve to advance to another final at Wembley? 

    We had another weekend of controversy in English football, as Manchester United survived a close call in the FA Cup semis thanks to a questionable offsides decision by the referee. Christian and Alexis discuss whether or not Coventry City got screwed by the officials and ask what can be done to fix the constant mistakes. The guys also respond to Nottingham Forest's unhinged Tweet about VAR mistakes, react to Real Madrid's Clasico victory, and recap the weekend in MLS.

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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Ali Curtis is changing the rules in MLS and a Champions League quarter-finals recap!

    Ali Curtis is changing the rules in MLS and a Champions League quarter-finals recap!

    We've got a packed episode today, with a full Champions League quarter-finals recap followed by an insightful interview with Senior VP of MLS NEXT Pro, Ali Curtis, talking about new rules coming to MLS and potentially the 2026 World Cup! 

    This Champions League quarter-finals was probably the most exciting knockout round in the past few years, so Christian and Alexis are hyped to break down all the action. The guys analyze how Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, PSG, and Borussia Dortmund were able to advance to the UCL semis and predict who will meet in the final at Wembley. Then, Ali Curtis returns to The Cooligans to discuss the new rules that will be implemented in MLS starting this weekend, which could also be used at the 2026 World Cup. He explains how all the new tweaks could affect the matches and gives insight into what new rules could be coming in the future.

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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Bottling the Premier League isn't for everyone, unless you're Arsenal or Liverpool! ft. Jimmy Conrad

    Bottling the Premier League isn't for everyone, unless you're Arsenal or Liverpool! ft. Jimmy Conrad

    Losses for both Arsenal and Liverpool have given Manchester City the clear edge in the Premier League title race, so we had USMNT legend, Jimmy Conrad, stop by the studio to break down all the action! 

    Did Arsenal and Liverpool blow their chances to finally topple City from the peak of the EPL table? Alexis certainly hopes not, but we'll see over the next few weeks. Jimmy joins the guys to analyze the biggest matches of the Premier League weekend and debate which side should be favorites to win the title. They also discuss Newcastle's dominant win over Tottenham, Jimmy witnessing Messi take on Sporting KC at Arrowhead Stadium, and recent performances by USMNT members playing in Europe. Real Blangolans will love this episode!

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    • 1 hr 2 min
    We just witnessed the greatest Champions League matchweek of all time! ft. Andrew Mensah

    We just witnessed the greatest Champions League matchweek of all time! ft. Andrew Mensah

    We think we might've just witnessed the best overall week of Champions League matches ever, so comedian and football presenter, Andrew Mensah, stopped by the studio to break down the action and crack some jokes as well! 

    Considering the high level of football being played in the Champions League over the past week, we had to deliver and equally high-level podcast with the hilarious Andrew Mensah! Christian, Alexis, and Andrew discuss Real Madrid vs. Manchester City, Arsenal vs. Bayern Munich, Atletico Madrid vs. Borussia Dortmund, and FC Barcelona vs. PSG as only they can, with a lot of laughs. The guys also touch on this week's CONCACAF Champions Cup matches, learn more about Andrew's career in the UK, and give out another DraftKings parlay. You won't want to miss this hilarious episode!

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    • 1 hr 14 min
    Kobbie Mainoo's Starboy status is confirmed!

    Kobbie Mainoo's Starboy status is confirmed!

    Christian and Alexis have returned from their weekend getaways in Nashville and Louisville to recap the 2-2 draw between Manchester United and Liverpool and the rest of the Premier League action! 

    It was a busy weekend of hosting for The Cooligans, as Christian was in Nashville for Premier League Fan Fest, while Alexis went down to Louisville to celebrate USL! The guys recap their experiences before reacting to the blockbuster match between United and Liverpool. They analyze whether or not a draw was a fair result and debate how it will affect the rest of the Premier League title race. Christian and Alexis also discuss Everton's second EPL points deduction, Korbin Albert being boo'd at the SheBelieves Cup, and the best and worst moments from MLS Matchweek 8.

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    • 1 hr 2 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
148 Ratings

148 Ratings

keith30xi ,

Longtime listener

Great MLS Cup episode with Aidan and Darlington, but it took all of my being not to reduce the stars for you two not both being here for the game.

Impossible [to be here] is an opinion.

Would love to see your show in Columbus again! Had a great time in 2018.

groviteguy ,

Perfectly Refreshing Voices on Soccer

These guys offer an incredibly unique and refreshing voice on soccer, becaue I can’t listen to another middle aged white guy talk about it. As a fellow Cuban-American, I love hearing Caribeños finally talk about soccer and bring that flavor to the global sport, not to mention how funny Alexis and Christian are. My only criticism is that i wish Alexis and Christian would step up their MLS knowledge. It’s clear they know a lot about EPL and then NYCFC, but are not super knowledgeable on the rest of the league (or at least not as knowledgeable as I’d hope from two podcasters covering the league). Regardless, love the show and hope they keep doing what they’re doing!

George Bee ,

Something extra

Man, this weeks episode is extra extra.

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