Bad Planning Quill & Audrey

Hi Linda,

It's Thanksgiving and this file corrupted so I had to edit it again! But honestly I deserve it as a descendant from colonists on a holiday that literally celebrates colonialism??? Like come on you guys. 

Anyway, enjoy this last full episode before we do our traditional reflection episode next week! We talk about everything under the sun and it's a little disjointed but we think you'll enjoy it 3 

See you next week queens!

Love,
Bad Planning
badplanningpod@gmail.com

I just can't y'all. 30 minutes from now you won't need a description, suck it up.

Are you going to understand this title? Probably not, but it’s not our responsibility at this point. Use your imagination 3

Hi Kevin,

Welcome to the first episode of #NO(THEME)BER, the month where we free ourselves from thematic cages and do whatever the hell we want. F**k ya. It's also the month of brevity, so here are the cameos:
The tenuous dynamics between the ego, id, and superego of Quill's local coffee shopThe dire need to look crusty, dusty, and musty in your caffeinated watering hole Trying to saran wrap the deep crevices out of your fugly concentration face so that you can look fuckable to your barista crushCircle jerking into each other’s successive cups of coffee, snorting coke, and talking to the Spanish Consulate... all things you do in DC coffee shopsHaving access to the nuclear codes but still messing up coffee orders The sounds of New York overstimulating you but at least you're drinking from a difficult mug Quill casting a giraffe-size shadow over his local coffee shopDrink every time we say 'local coffee shop'Coming to a local coffee shop near you,
Bad Planning Podcast 
(@badplanningpod@gmail.com)
Email us or no iced latte for you 3

Hi Saturn,

What a cute celestial name. Anyway, it's hell week for both of us so here are the cameos from the episode where we talk about spooky art to close out #OCTOOKY:
Audrey’s love for scary children’s book illustrationsShe lost 30 lbs but it's because she's been trapped in a trunk dead for 30 years #whatsthatsmellUs figuring out how shadows operate in today's societyDisheveled hair doing the mostThe cheeked-up nature of Saturn’s son from that one Goya painting #notwiththosehips #sitongoyasface #mentalhealthawareness

We hope you like art history,
Bad Planning 
badplanningpod@gmail.com
(email us or Goya's going to eat your entire ass in front of your whole family 3)

Hi Matt......................

First of all, f**k you. Second of all welcome to the penultimate episode of OCTOOKY!! In today's episode, Quill and Audrey shoot the spooky shit and talk about everything under the full moon, including gossip, machetes, and punchable offenses. Honestly, it's a great social commentary and you should be so lucky to get advice from flawless queens like us. We have never made a mistake and our faces are distinctly un-punchable.

Cameos include kind of a lot of things:
the positive correlation between those who don't like horror and those who haven't done inner work #cognitivebehavioraltherapy #ifyoudon'tlikehorrormoviesyoudon'tseemethrowing shade at an unnamed ex #matt #hisnameismatt the real scary thing about scary movies in a theater being getting shot #america #usa #patriotismtraumabonding through horror movies 3 getting caught behind slow walkers in a hot corn maze in california #iwillhackyourachillestendonwithamachete #trywalkingnowbitchgetting deep into haunted house fantasies #single #touchstarved #bicep gossipping being a valid, challenging storytelling exerciseus boycotting going into the basement in the horror movieus being WHET for Haunting of Hill House us being F*****G DRY for Midnight Mass a deep analysis of punchable faces #facepunchability #punchableoffense Anyway...

Matt.........watch your back because I will find you and kill you. You do have a punchable face. Like so bad.

Love,
Bad Planning 3 
email us or end up like Matt #knifeemoji