Drunk Valorant TheSaladSauce, hondyssey, illusive
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The working man's Valorant podcast.
Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting, insta-locking duelist, silver ranked players.
Join Cass (TheSaladSauce), Hunter (hondyssey), and Chase (illusive) every week, as they talk about the state of the game, their ranked experiences, and which refreshments pair best with losing 30 RR.
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Ep 118: Removing a Viper's Fangs and Making Iso Less Isolated
We craft a compelling case for Riot to hire us as we fix the current agent meta. Dissecting the current kits of all agents who need some love or have had way too much of it, we concoct ways to keep us ranked demons happy while also helping the pro meta. Chase also returns in this episode to defend his honor as a primary smoker, trying to keep a certain upstart Clove main from stealing his primary function on Brim. In my unprofessional opinion, I think we really cooked with some of these ideas.
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Ep 117: Kitchen Nightmares
The legendary Duby returns for the first time since episode 4 to help us look at each of the under-performing agents with an "I can fix her" mentality, leading to the same outcome as when that saying is normally used, which is an "I am making her worse" result. It gets heated in the kitchen as we debate whether we are cooking up some delicious Truffle-based recipes or disgusting Surstomming (the fermented Scandinavian fish).
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Ep 116: Clove Still Needs to Smoke
Turns out, all you duelist mains now playing clove to fill, you still need to play SMOKES. Cass also explains his smoothest brain take on how to use the Bulldog... as someone who never uses the bulldog... nice.
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Ep 115: Clove is in The Air
Holy shit. Now we can int and it doesn't even mater? This gives Hunter wayyy too much power. Clove has entered the game and we're gonna talk about it. As well as recap the NA supremacy that happened over in Spain last weekend.
Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG
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Ep 114: Is Valorant a Card Game?
Building team comps and shit like that. Cass takes us on a wild journey though the world of Valorant vs deck building games. At least Hunter and Chase did their homework... right????? Plus what we want to see done to Viper (no, not like that) and we discuss the banana man drama.
Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG
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Ep 113: Flashes Are Useless
No more being bloinded by your teammates because the verdict is in: flashes are bad. You heard it here second folks, turns out you can still shoot when you can't see anything. Tune in as we discuss how flashless comps work in the pro league, and how they definitely DONT work in your ranked games.
Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG
Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Customer Reviews
great podcast
on july 5th, 2022, i temporarily blinded myself while messing around with fireworks. up until may i could not see. this podcast and others have helped so much with my recovery by making me laugh and increasing my alcoholism, therefore curing my depression. i would recommend this podcast to anyone who likes to hear things. even though i have no idea what a valorant is, it sounds cool. i’m going to go drink now.
Love it!
I love this show! I listen to it when I’m at work or just driving. It’s light hearted, funny but also there is a lot of thought put into it! They all balance themselves out and the banter is great!
Brilliant
These are some of the great thinkers of our time. Definitely recommend.