Are We Dead Yet? The Funeral Podcast Good Mourning Studios

NOT ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE DESCRIPTION CAUSE OF EARTHQUAKE BYEEEEEE


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(REUPLOADED AND FIXED) The stuff with Brian is getting a little worse and has us concerned. MJ and I are starting to think that all of this is maybe being cause by Brian not handling the death of Dana well? I mean we all grieve in different ways. The current theory is that Brian is  devastated because he feels that with Dana gone, no one will ever be as big of a pain in his ass as Dana was, and thus a part of his life is over. This is why Brian is running all over town trying to find things to shove up his butt so that he can try to recreate SOME semblance of the pain that was in his ass in the past. 


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This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened it's even worse  than when my grandpa died...i was literally sitting in the office and i felt  like i had to fart but when i pushed i just felt straight up  liquid  coming out of my ass...i stood up and im wearing light blue pants so  everyone saw...i litrerally want to die...people were bursting out  laughing and covering their nose and i ran to the bathroom. the shit  kept coming out of my ass while i was running to the bathroom and it  leaked down my leg and i turned my head around and saw droplets on the  floor and a girl looking at me... now im hiding in the stall for the  past 15 minutes with shit all in my pants and underwear... i dont know  what to do...i am stuck in here. This is so much worse than when my  grandpa died from robbing that walgreens and disagreeing with the police about it


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Yo to the World

Dana's Dead

He broke

Off his

Rear-end

What happened to his body?

Ran over by some Harley's

Vroom Vroom they go

Vroom Vroom they go

What happened to his toes?

Brian shoved them up his nose

Up up they went

Up up they went

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.




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I saw Lincoln Riley at a grocery store downtown, yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken a back, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


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It’s our one year anniversary special extravaganza WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. Am I really ruining someones f*****g life when I have to ask for no pickles on a burger? Cause I swear to god it feels like that sometimes. I can just feel the disdain and scorn from the fast food worker the second I ask, and they never take it off, sometimes I get extra pickles. Like wtf man? I also bet you a thousand dollars the $15 dollars an hour thing wouldn’t do shit to help that. My dad wants me to buy a cow.


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