21 episodes
Poolside Poolside
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5.0 • 1 Rating
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Chris and Blake are part-time podcasters, full time idiots. Enjoy these somewhat-tall tales from the ludicrous lives of two southern idiots living in the Pacific Northwest. Look forward to topics on food, travel, insane hypothetical questions, and people that really want to be the main character.
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Cane Man and Chemo Boy Take on The Two Time Jail Champ
Chris has a major case of RBF and Blake is upset that he's not more open-minded. The grocery store is now selling Jubes, and we're using Google to answer questions on the show. Wouldn't you know it, the real life super heroes are out on the street selling drugs. Chris is still funny, we promise.
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Raw Dogging Some War Crimes
It's the kickoff for Season 3 - and it's completely unhinged from the start. Chris isn't afraid of any government agencies and he 100% will sacrifice you on a plane to save himself. Blake is worried that lifting too much is going to make them stupid and it's possible they're the George Costanza of the Seattle dating scene. Really, how often do your ears smell like cheese?
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Merry Christmas, We Got You an Ass Gun - Season 2 Finale
Well, it's the end of another year - and another great season. Happy holidays! This episode is ad free as our gift to you. Blake and Chris have collaborated to solve the Texas gun problem - but only if you can fit it between your cheeks. Chris voted for Ric Flair but is happy Obama still won, and Blake continues to trick Chris into playing golf. There's just nothing like Caucasian sports. We're sorry Germany.
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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
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Season 2 - Chris Got Covid From His Mom
SEASON 2 BABY! We made it - we'd like to thank the CDC, our girlfriends, and Chris's Mom for delaying our show and giving us a ridiculous hiatus. Don't worry though, Blake loses yet another fight with an inanimate object, Chris has ruined another wedding, and both the guys still agree that Little Caesars is the best pizza place. Oh, and we finally tell the story about White Chappelle.
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Chris was Trapped in Puerto Rico - Wingquest 2022
They can't even be bothered to write their own descriptions anymore - Hey everybody, it's Darren. Chris has managed to somehow become the most accomplished world traveler and hottest wedding guest ever (I still think he's secretly Pitbull's son). Blake might be dumber than they think they are, they sure as shit don't get math jokes. No idea why you guys would want their opinions on the best hot wings out there.
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We're Worried About Wizard Nazis
Look, we want to say that this episode has a focused effort to remain on topic - but we can't. It's got everything! The weight of eternal shame bears down heavy on Blake's shoulders as they have to live with the accidental manslaughter of an old woman via a badly timed fart at the local grocery store and Chris thinks his fellatio skills aren't really worth that much. Top all that off - Ghosts are haunting Chris's new apartment, Blake is attempting some sort of idiotic wardrobe challenge and neither one of them can remember why Mike Tyson has so much wisdom.
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Theme song: Road Hazard by Blue Wave Theory
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