92 episodes

Ever wonder whether your favorite character would be a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin? Do you already have some very intense opinions on that topic? So do we! Tune in biweekly to join two best friends on a journey into every fandom imaginable to find out where we think (read: know) your favs belong, and learn a little more about them along the way.

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    • TV & Film
    • 5.0 • 26 Ratings

Ever wonder whether your favorite character would be a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin? Do you already have some very intense opinions on that topic? So do we! Tune in biweekly to join two best friends on a journey into every fandom imaginable to find out where we think (read: know) your favs belong, and learn a little more about them along the way.

    89. The Eras Sort: Lover, folklore and evermore

    89. The Eras Sort: Lover, folklore and evermore

    Lover - 8:29

    folklore - 1:00:50

    evermore - 2:00:00



    We're in a post-TTPD world, but we sorted all of these albums pre-TTPD. Guess what, our feelings have not changed! TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL. Anyway, here we talk about two of the most lyrically beautiful albums Taylor has ever written, plus Lover! Can you believe the pandemic actually gave us the gift that is folklore? Neither can we, but it's a gift that we deserve so we'll take it.

    • 3 hr
    88. The Eras Sort: Red (TV), 1989 (TV) and Reputation

    88. The Eras Sort: Red (TV), 1989 (TV) and Reputation

    Red (TV): 6:00
    1989: 1:17:20
    Reputation: 2:16:30
    We did something bad...and took 3 hours to sort what may be the best 3 albums of Taylor's discography (excluding Folklore, but she's playing the game on a different level ok). This week we're looking at Red (Taylor's Version), 1989 and Reputation, taking Taylor through her 20s. There's really nothing else to say, listen to the episode, it's one of our best.

    • 3 hr 8 min
    87. Sort of Merlin: Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana

    87. Sort of Merlin: Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana

    LAUREN TURNED 30 THIS WEEK! And for her 30th birthday, we're going to explore the very roots of our homoerotic society. That's right kids, while Destiel was a mere fledgling ship and at less than 100 fics on LiveJournal, Merther was out here DOING THE DAMN THING in season 1. And don't come at us being all "oh, this must be another Hufflepuff/Gryffindor ship!" IT'S NOT. It is something we have never seen before and will probably never see again, that's how goddamn rare it is. If we do see it again, I doubt we'll see it done this well, or well at all. Anyway, come join us in Camelot, on the shores of Lake Avalon, where magic is outlawed, there is only one once and future king, a sword in a stone, dragon, and the greatest sorcerer in history. Try not to cry like we did.

    • 1 hr 36 min
    86. The Eras Sort: Debut, Fearless (TV) and Speak Now (TV)

    86. The Eras Sort: Debut, Fearless (TV) and Speak Now (TV)

    Debut - 19:30

    Fearless (TV) - 45:17

    Speak Now (TV) - 1:25:47

    IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING. How many times do we talk about Taylor Swift on this podcast? Almost as much as we talk about Supernatural. More so lately now that she's President of the World. So here's the deal: we already sort all her songs in our free time, we figured, why not record for everyone? In the name of science. So that's what we did, and we're starting with the three OG albums, Taylor Swift (better known as Debut; it's ok Taylor, you were young), Fearless (TV) and Speak Now (TV). We'll sort every single song on every single album, and then, using Taylor math, we'll sort the album. Are you excited???? You f*****g better be, purely to know what house your favorite song was sorted into.

    • 2 hr 29 min
    85. Sort of Marvel: Maya, Fisk, Biscuits, Henry, Chula and More

    85. Sort of Marvel: Maya, Fisk, Biscuits, Henry, Chula and More

    It's time for more Marvel!! Bet you missed it, we know Rachel did. This week Hannah joins us because why not, and we sort everyone from the new show Echo, which was amazing and CRIMINALLY UNDER-ADVERTISED. Like John Oliver, we're doing everything we can to get the Mouse to sue us, so fuck you Disney. Anyway, this isn't about them. This is about Maya, who is amazing. And Biscuits, who is also amazing. Jury is kind of out on everyone else depending on who you are (we're looking at Rachel again) but at least we can all agree that Fisk sucks. So hope on by and join us for the review and analysis of this street level anti- (but not really) hero, and just. Watch the show. It's so good.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    84. Sort of Heartstopper: Nick, Charlie, Elle, Tao and Isaac

    84. Sort of Heartstopper: Nick, Charlie, Elle, Tao and Isaac

    Hi. Hi. Omg. we've finally posted an episode on a Tuesday in 2024 (I mean...they've all been posted on Tuesday...). ANYWAY. Happy Valentine's Day! To celebrate all of you in love, we're sorting Heartstopper, a cute wholesome little show about teenagers in love that was straight gooey fluff. We're sorting the whole gang (that's Nick, Charlie, Elle, Tao and Isaac for those of you who haven't kept up) and mostly this whole episode is as wholesome as the show itself. Mostly. Apologies to comics Tao, we hear we may have liked you better. BUT that didn't stop us from discussing these kids' dramas and relationships just in time for a commercialized holiday all about buying people you like chocolate. Did you know Valentine was a Saint that chased all of the snakes out of Ireland? And now we celebrate him with heart-shaped chalk discussed as candy. BE MINE and all that. This has gotten way off topic. We really enjoyed Heartstopper, thanks to all the Destiel girlies who turned us onto it.

    • 1 hr 15 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
26 Ratings

26 Ratings

Karen-23 ,

Hilarious and surprisingly informative

This podcast came at a time I needed it the most. I have lost track of how many times I have listened to the Amy,Rory,River sorting. It’s like a boost of serotonin each time. I’ve slowly made my way through other episodes and I absolutely love the hosts! I have lost track of how many times I have cracked up.

My Streaming Bubble ,

So Educational

While I know nothing of the HP houses, this podcast helps me understand them better as they sort my favorite fictional characters. Also,the arguements are fun!

AnnaFLee97 ,

Favorite Sorting Podcast!

I really love this podcast! The way they view the Hogwarts Houses is very intriguing! And I often agree with their sortings (with a couple of exceptions). In fact I blame them for making me sort characters from my favorite shows/books!

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