260 episodes
Hello Dysfunction Hello Dysfunction
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
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Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more.
“Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”
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White Death Paste
We’re recovering from a busy week, stomach bugs are going around, Peez is very two-faced and Crystal has a new hangout. Angering update about Graham, we hate a fake girls girl, Mark did an amazing thing and Pata Fria might be moving to Vermont.
!!FREE PALESTINE!!
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Hide The Crack
Crystal created an amazing protein drink, the workouts continue, we’re fond of mullets and Peez is not being nice. There are some cool discounts for low income people, an eventful first day of work, protect cheddar bay biscuits and beware of sneaky calories.
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It's Still About Me
Hot weather is upon us, pollen is in full attack mode, Crystal got stretched and mental health is a constant struggle. Music in the 90s was filth, we are not confident surgeons, don’t answer your door for strangers and we love movies that are aesthetically pleasing.
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I'm Gifted
Don’t drink milk. Pistachio desserts are top tier. If you see someone stealing no you didn’t and dogs don’t wanna be cops. All of May is Pata Fria’s birthday, Crystal had an amazing dream, let’s restart our meds and always choose the bear.
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The Rodeo Raper
Pata Fria got her lips fixed and did some spring cleaning, Crystal has been spending some time in the community, the universe has been on Richard’s ass and Crystal now has a handler. Carolyn has a creepy admirer, don't scam people, don’t lie on people don’t spend your kid’s money and let people protest in peace!
FREE PALESTINE
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Leave William Alone
We’re back! Crystal was sick, William almost died, Carolyn is getting security cameras and anxiety has been ruining Pata Fria’s plans. Middle school kids are bad, Crystal interrupted an adventure, don’t use liquid car fresheners and avoid self checkouts.
For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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Customer Reviews
A podcast created a beautiful community
The hosts are so real and genuine, that most of us listeners now considered ourselves one big family. They cover a variety of topics making it a podcast for everyone! They offer laughs, loves, and comfort! If you’re reading this, give me 10 minutes or so of your time. Select 3 random episodes and fast forward to the last 10 minutes or so. Once you hear the write ins, you’ll understand why Hello Dysfunction is so special!
The Best!
This is the best podcast I have ever listened to. These ladies tell the truth and are so relatable. Love the HD family.
so sick
sick as in good, of course. love this show and one i can definitely relate to! if you’re funny, you’ll like it and if you aren’t, you’ll learn from it.