Toyland The World's Best Show Kris Skovmand
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This is Toyland, the worlds best show with your hosts Frank the Cow and Bill the Fish. They live in the same apartment building in Toyland and talk about whatever they want in a desperate attempt to become famous.
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Impeachment
Everybody wants to hear about Donald Trump and Impeachment. It's the most interesting thing to talk about. Especially after Biden won the election. In this episode, we discuss the canning process and peaches as well as the dark territory which is the relationship between our podcast hosts.
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Bunny Rabbits And Rape
Season 2 has begun! Frank just got out of prison yesterday and now it's time to talk about bunny rabbits!
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DEAD GRANDMA // SPACE FUNERAL!
Bill's Grandmother is dead! Frank is going to send her into space for the worl'd very first space funeral. Death is a difficult subject, especially for Frank who cannot deal with feelings except through weird performance art and horrendous eulogies.
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HIP HOP!
Everything you need to know about Hip Hop AND Frank and Bill get possessed by the spirits of the Wu Tang, MC Hammer and rap for you guys. This ends up in them getting in a bunch of trouble. We're talking guns, cocaine, marijuana cigarettes and more illegal activities.
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NO REGRETS! w. MIA KHALIFA (pornstar) and LANCE ARMSTRONG (Doper)
Today we take a look at an article featuring Mia Khalifa, ex-pornstar and Lance Armstrong, tour De France Winner and infamous doper. We talk about NO REGRETS! We talk about Nyan Cat, America, ISIS, and the patriarchy! GOD BLESS PODCASTING!
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ILLEGAL ALIENS!
Aliens come in U.F.O's to Toyland everyday and try to get green cards and visas. We sit down with a real life Alien from the planet "PORTUGAL" and talk about the meaning of life, the American Dream and anal probes. Is Miguel proof that there is life on other planets? Or is he just a 59 year old grown man from Portugal? You decide.
Things to study: Illegal Aliens, immigrants, Trump's Wall, Politics, Foreigners (not the band), Racism, Roswell and Ronald Raegan.
Good-bye!
Customer Reviews
Awful
Very low quality. In an odd attempt to get listeners, Kris spams his podcast to random people.