Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die HKIPGTD

Oh, hey! Are you still here? Well, he died. Let's chat about that plus Elon Musk's X Premium+ Grok AI gone woke and whatever the Garfield Eats guy is up to these days. This is our victory lap. We all outlived him! Be happy for us, and be happy for yourself! Join our Discord. Bye for now! We'll be back if he dies again.

Featuring: Sara, Jo, Roy, and Sam

Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Sam playing Ode to Joy on virtualpiano.net

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SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY F****N DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️

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Hey, cool kids!

After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)!

Topics this week:
Joe Biden: trans ally? (no)
Anti-trans bills
What is pipehitting?
Independence Day
Justin Trudeau Retire Bitch
Best in Show Winner Wasabi (cryptid)
Flora and Fauna

Lightbringers:
Re:Zero
DIY Crafts
Post 10

Featuring: Sara, Val, and John who also edited.

Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Kamala Harris - Don't Cum (sic)
Secret Outro: Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara - Terrier Things

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We're baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete's oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and ...their function... in the beginning of the episode, which only gets a little bit graphic.

Featuring: Sara, John, and Val who also edited.

Supplemental links:


Maki Itoh
1492 GoFundMe Legal Fund
Braided Warriors

Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Unknown P - Piers Morgan

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Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, "jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh" moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump's ultimate legacy? Let's find out together!

Featuring: Sara, Sam, Val, John, elizabeth leafcrunch, and Roy.

Edited by Sam.

Intro: Wario Land 3 - Title
Outro: Wario Land 3 - Credits

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We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry!

Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John.

Edited by John.

Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Daft Punk - Doin' it Right Synth Cover & Daft Punk - doin it right [HHHgreg remix]

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