55 episodes

Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast celebrating the best (and worst) horror from a time when the video store ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan and Dave White (and the occasional guest) heed the call of nostalgia and evaluate the classic 70s and 80s horror movies they loved in their childhood to determine whether the movies are still relevant today or should be allowed to fade into obscurity.

Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast Bryan and David White

    • TV & Film
    • 4.9 • 19 Ratings

Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast celebrating the best (and worst) horror from a time when the video store ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan and Dave White (and the occasional guest) heed the call of nostalgia and evaluate the classic 70s and 80s horror movies they loved in their childhood to determine whether the movies are still relevant today or should be allowed to fade into obscurity.

    43: Roger Corman Retrospective!

    43: Roger Corman Retrospective!

    This Week, Bryan and Dave put the brakes on to talk about Roger Corman, one of the most important filmmakers in the history of pop cinema and the genres, most notably horror and science fiction. He died at age 98 on May 9, 2024 and left behind a legacy of nearly 500 films which bear his name in one way or another. Bring Me The Axe picks 4 movies of Corman's that are formative horror movie experiences and enduring favorites. Hear all about A Bucket of Blood, House of Usher, The Raven, and Death Race 2000 and the outsized influence Corman had on the larger industry in filmmaking.


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    • 2 hr 18 min
    42: Troll

    42: Troll

    This week Bryan and Dave take a look at John Carl Buechler's swing-and-a-miss for the Charles Band dynasty, Troll. It's supposed to be filled with whimsy, adventure, and high-fantasy but is instead filled with crappy rubber monsters and cringe-inducing performances by actors tenured enough to know better by this point. Noah Hathaway casually throws away any goodwill he earned with his portrayal of Atreyu in The Neverending Story. Michael Moriarty seems to have no idea what he's even doing there. It's all a jumbled mess that somehow managed to be a smash-hit at the box office for Empire Pictures and a video rental gem of the 1980's.


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    • 1 hr 39 min
    99CR 11: 10 To Midnight w/guest Jeff Nelson

    99CR 11: 10 To Midnight w/guest Jeff Nelson

    This week, Dave and Bryan are joined by Jeffrey Nelson, co-creator of the Scream Factory label for Shout Factory, to talk about the utterly unhinged Charles Bronson detective movie, 10 To Midnight. It's the tale of a cop, a father, his bleeding heart liberal, college-educated partner, and a serial killer whose nude and on the loose. Bronson could catch his man if it weren't for all the sleazy lawyers and liberal courts who want to coddle the criminal element instead of punish them. You'll be hard-pressed to find another movie that so brazenly espouses the dominant political theory of the Reagan 80's. It's a real NRA fever dream and an unintentionally hilarious piece of camp from the Cannon Group.


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    • 1 hr 56 min
    41: The Hitcher

    41: The Hitcher

    This week, Bryan and Dave take a trip back to 1986 for the Rutger Hauer/C. Thomas Howell horror movie road trip, The Hitcher, from the murderous, deeply troubled writer, Eric Red. Dave struggles with modern re-evaluations that attempt to claim The Hitcher as some sort of queer horror hidden gem and Bryan has to do a lot of heavy lifting to fill in the movie's massive narrative gaps in order to make it a movie worth watching. Is the movie's imperiled hero Jim Halsey dead this whole time? Is he gay and on the run from the physical manifestation of bisexuality? You're going to have to listen to find out!


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    • 2 hr 5 min
    99CR 10: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles w/guest Aileen Clark

    99CR 10: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles w/guest Aileen Clark

    This week Bryan and Dave are joined by Aileen Clark of the Uy Que Horror podcast to take a trip back in time to 1990 when Turtlemania ruled the preteen scene. We explore the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles phenomenon through the lens of Steve Barron's bizarre adaptation that struck closer to the dark indie turtles comics of the mid-80's than the colorful pizza-obsessed party dudes of Saturday morning cartoons. Does the movie hold up to modern scrutiny? Well, not exactly, but it's a fascinating franchise, nonetheless.


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    • 2 hr 19 min
    40: Re-Animator

    40: Re-Animator

    This week, Dave and Bryan take a good long look at the gory 80's horror comedy classic, Re-Animator from director Stuart Gordon and producer, Brian Yuzna. What they find is, unfortunately, not much more to talk about than what's right there on the surface and the unfortunately troubling sexual politics of a movie that's operating head and shoulders above its contemporaries as far as sophistication and a sense of humor goes. You also get a good deal of background on H.P. Lovecraft, to whom the horror genre as we know it today owes a tremendous debt.


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    • 1 hr 46 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
19 Ratings

19 Ratings

Horror Soup Podcast ,

These guys rule

I laugh my nut sack off, CONSISTENTLY!

gh3rzog ,

Great, insightful fonts of movie knowledge

Awesome movie choices. I love their perspective and historical/social/industry context they provide.

cosmickat13 ,

Been looking for JUST this

So happy I looked up the researcher’s own podcast who works on Morbid (my favorite podcast ever!) I’ve been getting into these film genres for the past couple of years and I’m super excited to listen to other enthusiasts who know way more than I do! So much fun to listen to!

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