Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

  1. 1D AGO

    125 - Dive Bar Divas

    This week,  Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! ➜ This episode is sponsored by Boll and Branch. ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on orders of $75 or more, at MeUndies.com/counselors, enter promo code: counselors ➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. Try it today at Progressive.com Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources: ➜  Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    1h 15m

  2. 3D AGO

    Hot Lacrosse Player Fever (Literally) - Trail Mix #74

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper in need of advice for some beyond annoying workplace management situation, a camper who found her personal nightmare on the open waters, and a camper with hot lacross player fever (literally). WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! This episode is sponsored by Liquid IV. Treat yourself to extraordinary hydration at LiquidIV.com and use code CAMP to get 20% off your first order. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp to get started today! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    36 min

  3. MAR 5

    124 - Hilariously Haunted (with Roz Hernandez)

    This week, we’re joined by the hilariously haunted Roz Hernandez for a supernatural good time! We chat all things ghosts, gay cruises, bad communicators, Judy Garland, and more! Plus, Roz weighs in on the ever-divisive screentime discourse.  Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  ➜ This episode is sponsored by Factor. Get started at FactorMeals.com/FactorPodcast and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on orders of $75 or more, at MeUndies.com/counselors, enter promo code: counselors ➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. Try it today at Progressive.com Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources: ➜ Dawn Sawyer. “‘Cake Bandit’ Opossum Hospitalized after Indulging in an Entire Costco Cake.” CNN, Cable News Network, 16 Feb. 2025. ➜ Jack Guy & Lisa Klaassen. “Thieves Bought a Winning Lottery Ticket with a Stolen Credit Card. Its Owner Has Offered to Split the Jackpot.” CNN, Cable News Network, 25 Feb. 2025. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    1h 21m

  4. MAR 3

    Sloptropica: The Campers Are MESSY - Trail Mix #73

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on some juicy office gossip, a confession from a camper who woke up hungover after a work party only to find a slue of scary text messages that helped her put the pieces of the night together, and camper whose attempt at a party exit couldn't have gone any worse. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! This episode is sponsored by Liquid IV. Treat yourself to extraordinary hydration at LiquidIV.com and use code CAMP to get 20% off your first order. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    36 min

  5. FEB 26

    (Replay) 42 - Field Day Participation Awards

    Campers, gather ‘round—we’ve unearthed a true relic! While digging around Camp Shady Birch, we stumbled upon a long-lost time capsule: a cassette tape buried inside a shoebox. And what was on it? This very episode (original air date: June 28, 2023) Take a trip back in time with us as we revisit our thoughts on childhood Field Days (and those infamous participation awards), Zachariah’s Cruel Intentions obsession, the wild tale of seven Persian cats inheriting a mansion, and our mutual disdain for generic birthday gifts. Plus, plenty more nostalgic nonsense that only the Camp Counselors (and Sammich) could bring you. Press play and let’s rewind! Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  ➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save on car insurance at progressive.com  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources: ➜ “Make Way for Memphis’s Penthouse Ducklings.” BostonGlobe, 27 Oct. 2022. ➜ Natalie O’Neill. “Florida Woman Leaves $2.5m Mansion and Inheritance - to 7 Cats.” New York Post, 21 June 2023. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    1h 40m

  6. FEB 24

    My Mother-in-Law is TESTING Me - Trail Mix #72

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper with a flame reigniting with a toxic man from the past, a famous guacamole recipe that served as a last hope to impress a mother-in-law, and 2 campers helpless in an off-the-books excursion in the Dominican Republic sugar cane fields. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! This episode is sponsored by Liquid IV. Treat yourself to extraordinary hydration at LiquidIV.com and use code CAMP to get 20% off your first order. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    46 min

  7. FEB 19

    123 - Beavers Give Major Girl Boss Disruptor Energy

    Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  ➜ This episode is sponsored by Boll & Branch. ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. ➜ This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. ➜ This episode is spon sored by Zoc Doc. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources: ➜ ➜ Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    1h 28m

  8. FEB 17

    Mayor Poopy Pants - Trail Mix #71

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper looking for resolution after a friendship blowout, a make out session featuring a yellow Twizzler, and a camper who really knows how to turn heads while running her errands. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! This episode is sponsored by Rocket Money. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster at RocketMoney.com/CAMP today. This episode is sponsored by Factor. Get started at FactorMeals.com/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter

    36 min
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

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