39 episodes

Hammered Heroes (And Villains) takes a deep dive look at the best performances by professional athletes while they were drunk, on drugs, or horribly hungover. Each week, comedians Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss a game or incident that focuses on an athlete’s mind-blowing performance despite being extremely hammered. Whether it's the Bulls' "Traveling Cocaine Circus," David Wells’ infamous half-drunk perfect game, Wade Boggs' 73-beer binge on a cross-country flight, and Charles Barkley playing drunk after day drinking because…well…I guess you’ll have to listen to find out! We’ll raise a glass to the very best in inebriated athletics. It's Drunk History meets 30 for 30 meets Jackass.

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    • 4.1 • 40 Ratings

Hammered Heroes (And Villains) takes a deep dive look at the best performances by professional athletes while they were drunk, on drugs, or horribly hungover. Each week, comedians Brendan Fitzgibbons and Sophie Santos discuss a game or incident that focuses on an athlete’s mind-blowing performance despite being extremely hammered. Whether it's the Bulls' "Traveling Cocaine Circus," David Wells’ infamous half-drunk perfect game, Wade Boggs' 73-beer binge on a cross-country flight, and Charles Barkley playing drunk after day drinking because…well…I guess you’ll have to listen to find out! We’ll raise a glass to the very best in inebriated athletics. It's Drunk History meets 30 for 30 meets Jackass.

    Larry Bird "7 Weddin' Cakes and 10 Gallons of Ice Cream" (w/Paul Morrissey)

    Larry Bird "7 Weddin' Cakes and 10 Gallons of Ice Cream" (w/Paul Morrissey)

    On this episode, Sophie and Brendan discuss "The Hick from French Lick" Larry Bird. They're joined by comedian, former sportscaster, and Celtics fan Paul Morrissey (David Letterman)! The trio dives into drunk sportscasting and the epic goalpost rescue after the Oklahoma-OSU game. They then discuss the man, the myth, LARRY the legend, Larry Bird. They discuss Larry's greatest trash-talking moments, when he got pissed at Charles Barkley because a white guy was guarding him, the time Bill Walton took Bird and the Celtics to a Grateful Dead show, the Chicago Bulls Cheerleaders attempting to get him wasted before a game, and the time Bird ate seven weddin' cakes and ten gallons of ice cream.

    • 51 min
    Andre the Giant "3 Bottles of Wine to Feel Something" (w/Liza Treyger)

    Andre the Giant "3 Bottles of Wine to Feel Something" (w/Liza Treyger)

    On this episode, Sophie and Brendan discuss ANDRE THE GIANT. They're joined by side-splitting Chicago-bred comedian and White Sox fan Liza Treyger (The King of Staten Island)! The trio dive into Philip Rivers' 10th white child, Jokic being the first apathetic MVP, and Liza getting kicked out of a White Sox game...before the 3rd inning. They then discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Andre the Giant and his dick, how it'd take him five bottles of wine to get a buzz, when he "quit" drinking and still drank 2-3 bottles at night, his $40,000 bar tab, the time he put a snake in a bottle of liquor and how beer looked like a thimble in his hand. Go, White Sox! Just kidding. Who even says that?

    • 46 min
    Mickey Mantle "Drunk Breakfast of Champions" (w/Dave Stone)

    Mickey Mantle "Drunk Breakfast of Champions" (w/Dave Stone)

    On this episode, Sophie and Brendan are joined by hilarious comedian and southern boy Dave Stone (Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)! The trio discusses New York legend, Hall of Famer, and restaurant owner, Mickey "The Mick" Mantle. They dive into Lady Creeps, Mantle's "Breakfast of Champions," the big fight at Copacabana, lighting fireworks in the backseat of a taxi, and more! Catch Dave's new comedy special, "Pack a Lunch" out NOW.

    • 43 min
    WWE "The Plane Ride From Hell" (w/Andrew Packer)

    WWE "The Plane Ride From Hell" (w/Andrew Packer)

    On this episode, Brendan and Sophie are joined by comedian and star of "Man News," Andrew Packer. The trio discuss "The Plane Ride from Hell," which includes Brock Lesnar as the ultimate villain, several drink carts, a mid-flight fight, ponytail haircuts, and H-Bombs. Oh, and they also cover Aaron Rodgers being the curse of the Jets. Go check out Andrew's new comedy special On Guard on YouTube!

    • 46 min
    Deion Sanders "The Biggest Sober Partier" (w/Gianmarco Soresi)

    Deion Sanders "The Biggest Sober Partier" (w/Gianmarco Soresi)

    On this episode, Sophie and Brendan discuss MR. PRIME TIME, DEION SANDERS. They're joined by hilarious comedian and theater adult Gianmarco Soresi (Late Night with James Corden)! The trio discusses Travis Kelce (Taylor's Version), The Dallas Cowboys' White House. Then they dive into Deoin Sanders' golf cart, many, many, MANY women, and how he's the biggest sober partier ever. Plus, Deion's biggest downfall...this rap career.

    • 35 min
    Garrincha, Andy Carroll, and Ronaldinho “Drunk Party Claus” (w/ Russell Howard)

    Garrincha, Andy Carroll, and Ronaldinho “Drunk Party Claus” (w/ Russell Howard)

    On this episode, Sophie and Brendan discuss MANY heroes as in PLURAL. They're joined by the star of the hit show, "The Russell Howard Hour," award-winning comedian, and Liverpool fan, Russell Howard! The trio discusses the culture around drinking and  European football, David Beckham's career-long heckle, and how sometimes soccer fandom involves hammers. They then chat about drunk footballers Garrincha, Andy Carroll, Diego Maradona, and Ronaldinho! ENJOY MATES!

    • 34 min

Customer Reviews

4.1 out of 5
40 Ratings

40 Ratings

HadleyZ ,

Perfect Game? Perfect Podcast.

Hilarious, engaging, sports. 10/10 no notes.

Sophie’s dykes and football cross-cultural lesson was *chef’s kiss*

HillarysTaint ,

Woke Dullards

If you like the Bud Light tranny, this is the podcast for you.

Akh0320 ,

P.P.P.S. So funny and interesting!!!

I oddly feel very important that you just read my review on your podcast! I’m actually not an old man, but a woman that you’d probably consider old (I just turned 49 😐). My name is Aimee Harmelink & my son was born on 03/20. Grew up outside of D.C., went to UNC for graduate school & interned in Charlotte. D.C. got so expensive and trafficy, so I moved to Raleigh. I just think that Charlotte is a great happy medium. Love, love, love you guys!! So hilarious!!! I write on behalf of a corporation for a living, so yeah, I don’t typically write more causally. Finally, I’m a lifelong Commanders fan and ALL of us are so excited that Danny finally has to sell the team (and I always thought they should change their name). Go Commies!!! Uh, I mean Commanders. Great job! Keep it going!!

You guys are hilarious and I absolutely love the unique way you talk about sports. Love the thoughtfulness and creativity!! P.S. you joked that maybe mccaffrey should be the QB of the 49ers. Well, he just threw a TD so give yourselves credit on your foresight! P.P.S. Charlotte is actually a fantastic place to live. Not joking. Many I know have moved from tcrowded and unreasonably expensive CA to NC. I get it that he played there and is richer than almost all of us. But, Charlotte is actually pretty cool.

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