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A podcast where we talk about death, embalming, funerals and anything else that pops up in the ole cranium. We have guests come on to tell their most morbid stories. Listen or you're dead to us.... ☠️

The Mortuary Show The Mortuary Show

    • Leisure
    • 4.8 • 20 Ratings

A podcast where we talk about death, embalming, funerals and anything else that pops up in the ole cranium. We have guests come on to tell their most morbid stories. Listen or you're dead to us.... ☠️

    Funeral Home Goes Green 🌱

    Funeral Home Goes Green 🌱

    How can we control that special odor we all so love to hate- DeCoMp???  Michael & Stephanie (@thegreendirector) discuss the changing shift towards green options for families.  They also get into Parting Stones, opening a alkaline hydrolysis facility, and a lot more fun knowledge.

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    Show Notes:

    (00:36) – Running a Green Facility.

    (05:43) – A unique way to control special odors.

    (21:28) – Embalming for everyone.

    (30:24) – Parting Stone.

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    Takeaways


    Running a green funeral facility requires creativity and problem-solving skills to accommodate families' wishes without embalming.
    Creative solutions for odor control in natural burials include using natural antibacterial products, baby powder, and cedar blocks.
    Distinguishing the funeral home from competitors is essential, and offering unique services and eco-friendly options can attract families.
    Trying new products, such as green embalming fluids, can benefit both the funeral home and the embalmer's health. There are different levels of green funeral options, and families want more choices.
    Embalming can be a beautiful last gift to preserve the memory of a loved one, but there are also more eco-friendly embalming options available.
    The process of opening an alkaline hydrolysis facility can be challenging due to regulations and approvals from various authorities.
    Funeral service can be emotionally draining and time-consuming, leading some professionals to seek alternative roles or support funeral directors in other ways.
    Parting Stone offers a service that solidifies cremated remains into stones, providing families with an alternative option.
    Supporting funeral directors and funeral homes is crucial for the industry's growth and longevity.
    There is a need for an in-between role that educates families about their funeral options and helps them make informed decisions.

    • 36 min
    What Happens if you Embalm While Pregnant? 🤱

    What Happens if you Embalm While Pregnant? 🤱

    Go Jacqueline! A mommy to be still toughing it out in the prep room & at the funeral home. Find out what that's like, border "wars", & a suicide case wrongly identified...



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    Show Notes:

    (03:21) – Being pregnant as a funeral director.

    (08:19) – From hospice to funeral home.

    (13:18) – How to hand over the bill.

    (28:00) – Misreported suicide case.

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    Takeaways


    Being pregnant as a funeral director can present unique challenges and limitations.
    There is a variety of opinions on the use of personal protective equipment (PPE) in the funeral industry.
    Working in hospice care can provide valuable experience and a different perspective on death and dying.
    Licensing requirements can vary between states, creating challenges for funeral directors working on border areas.
    Being present for families and providing hands-on care can have a positive impact on the funeral director's relationship with the family.

    • 32 min
    Smelling Salts on a Funeral 😤

    Smelling Salts on a Funeral 😤

    Katie tells some crazy stories in funeral service: Baby's choking during a service, medical emergencies on the job, smelling salts to get those passer-outers perked up & family fist fights.



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    Mortuary Marketing

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    Want to start today?

    Email: 
    conor@mortuary-marketing.com

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    Show Notes:

    (03:02) – Why did you do this???

    (07:54) – Corporate to family-owned.

    (22:04) – Medical emergencies during visitations.

    (25:59) – Family fist fights.

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    Takeaways


    Consistency in funeral service is important for building trust with families.
    Finding a creative outlet, such as crocheting, can help relieve stress in the funeral industry.
    Funeral directors may encounter unexpected medical emergencies at the funeral home and need to be prepared to handle them.
    Family drama and conflicts can arise during funerals, and funeral directors must navigate these situations with professionalism and empathy.

    • 28 min
    How to Restore a Flattened Nose 👃

    How to Restore a Flattened Nose 👃

    Kelley’s got some good tips for us embalmers out there!  Repairing cot damaged facial features, neck lines, using mouth formers in some unique ways, and why do funeral directors ALWAYS need a back up pair of paints...  Great stuff from our teaching specialist out of the University of Minnesota.

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    Mortuary Marketing

    Elevate your funeral home’s online presence.

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    Want to start today?

    Email: 
    conor@mortuary-marketing.com

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    Show Notes:

    (04:11) – My pants ripped.

    (10:14) – Mouth formers for a damaged nose.

    (21:35) – Reducing swelling & edema.

    (35:23) – The importance of tissue donation (yes, FD’s, I know)

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    Takeaways

    ·      Collaboration among professors is crucial in improving mortuary education and finding effective teaching methods.

    ·      Embarrassing moments are common in the funeral industry, and professionals should be prepared to handle unexpected situations with grace.

    ·      Comfortable clothing is essential for funeral directors, as they often need to move and perform physical tasks throughout the day.

    ·      Innovative teaching techniques, such as using mouth formers for nose restoration, can enhance students' learning experience.

    ·      Learning from other funeral directors and continuously seeking knowledge from various sources is essential for professional growth in the funeral industry. Collaboration and education between funeral directors and donation centers are crucial for
    successful organ, tissue, and eye donation processes.

    ·      Funeral directors play a vital role in honoring families' wishes and providing support during the
    donation process.

    ·      Sharing knowledge and skills with funeral directors can improve their ability to handle donation cases and communicate effectively with families.

    ·      Engaging teaching techniques can enhance learning experiences for funeral directors and help them stay informed and adaptable in their profession.

    • 45 min
    Mortician VS. Playboy Bunny ☠️🐇 w/ Bridget Marquardt!

    Mortician VS. Playboy Bunny ☠️🐇 w/ Bridget Marquardt!

    Bridget is a playboy bunny... Ed & Michael are funeral directors... Where do you think this conversation goes??? The conversation might just SHOCK YOU! 👻👻



    Listen to this exclusive interview with The Girls Next Door icon, Bridget Marquardt @bridgetmarquardt & her brother Ed the Mortician! We talk Playboy Mansion hauntings, seeing ghosts as a mortician, reality television for real, and Hugh Hefner.



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    Mortuary Marketing

    Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls.

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    Want to start today?

    Email: 
    conor@mortuary-marketing.com

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    Show Notes:

    Chapters

    00:00 Introduction of Bridget and Ed

    02:59 Bridget's Career in the Playboy Mansion and Ed's Career as a Mortician

    07:09 Bridget's Experiences at the Haunted Myrtles Plantation

    13:44 Ed's Spooky Encounter in New Orleans After Hurricane Katrina

    21:07 More Ghostly Encounters at the Myrtles Plantation

    24:02 The Intense Night at the Myrtles Plantation

    25:27 The Influence of Inviting Spirits

    25:56 Haunted Hotels and Paranormal Fascination

    27:19 Mortuary School and Haunted Buildings

    32:57 From Playboy Playmate to Podcast Host

    37:07 Halloween Parties at the Playboy Mansion



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    Takeaways


    Bridget and Ed have different career paths but share an interest in the paranormal.
    Bridget shares her experiences at the haunted Myrtles Plantation in Louisiana.
    Ed recounts a spooky encounter during his time in the army in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
    The conversation highlights the connection between death and the supernatural. Bridget shares her fascination with the paranormal and her experience staying at a haunted hotel.
    Ed discusses his career as a mortician and the strange occurrences he has witnessed.
    Bridget talks about her journey to becoming a Playboy Playmate and her time at the Playboy Mansion.
    They discuss their podcast and their love for Halloween parties.

    • 46 min
    I Found Gold Grillz in the Crematory 👑

    I Found Gold Grillz in the Crematory 👑

    Rank these from difficult to most difficult: Raising a family, being a funeral director, going to Mortuary School. Well, Sam is doing all of these. AT ONCE. Michael & Sam recap life, Catholic funeral services, Military Honors, and too much more.



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    Mortuary Marketing

    Increase your funeral home’s business!  Guaranteed to get you more death calls.

    ⁠⁠⁠Check it out.⁠⁠⁠

    Want to start today?

    Email: 
    conor@mortuary-marketing.com

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    Show Notes:

    (08:56) – Learning from the vets.

    (19:20) – My brand is a little different than yours.

    (26:16) – Catholic services explained.

    (35:44) – You want to see my what?!

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    Takeaways


    Working as a funeral director apprentice requires a combination of technical skills and customer service abilities.
    Learning from experienced funeral directors is valuable in understanding the industry and its traditions.
    The funeral service industry is evolving, and there is a need to balance tradition with modernization.
    The impact of women in funeral services is significant and brings new perspectives and approaches to the field. Renovations should be true to the brand and cultural identity of the funeral home.
    Balancing tradition and modernization is important in funeral services.
    Funeral directors play a central role in Catholic funeral rites.
    The role of a funeral director involves both being in the spotlight and stepping back to allow families to grieve.
    Finding balance between work and personal life is crucial for funeral directors.
    Self-care and personal time are essential for the well-being of funeral directors.

    • 38 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
20 Ratings

20 Ratings

Nicole (Necromantic1) ,

Excellent and engaging podcast for funeral professionals or those who are just curious!

I am a funeral director/ embalmer in California. Since I have listened to the podcast, it’s been great to hear the familiar names pop up and hear their stories as well as hear from new people. I love that Michael asks their process when guests provide new tips and tricks and I like applying them myself. If you work in the death care field, it can be difficult to connect with people that understand what you do or are interested in it at all, so it’s very comforting to hear from other people that have that passion for such an important profession. Great job and keep it up!

Ginch bes glove ,

Michael is excellent!

Really enjoy these podcasts! Michael keeps it moving and interesting. Thank you and keep up the great work. Is Michaels email available to contact directly?

JJB423 ,

Amazing!!!

I look forward to this podcast every week! Always new and interesting guests and amazing conversations! If you are in the death care industry, you must listen

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