Tour for Muggles Presents: WANDerlust Tour for Muggles Ltd

The Merriest of Yulemasses to you all! Welcome to this year’s WANDerlust Christmas special – where our slightly altered guide gang take you through a Potterific Advent Calendar of epic proportions! You say festive and we say Carols! Christmas Jumpers! Cracker jokes! All with the WANDerlust magic you love. There’s even locations – a hidden temple! A non-existent Grimmauld Place! Durmstrang! – alongside terrible puns, some very strange wizarding recipes, and the slandering of Christmas Pudding! Also including: that pesky random dog, a large array of presents, Millicent Bulstrode’s hair, the Romans, the magic volcano school, the Great Percy Weasley Debate We Did Not Have Time For, and an attempt (please forgive us) of ‘The Twelve Days of Harry Pottermas’. So join us round the Christmas feast – make sure to try the chipolatas! – and enjoy this Christmas Special gift, from WANDerlust to you!

Merry Christmas! In this festive bonus episode, stay in your pyjamas and unwrap your presents in the Gryffindor Common room! Join our tour guides in exploring its secret corners – what do you mean, there are no corners!? – and meet the various portraits that guard the entrance! Featuring: the great Hufflepuff argument of 2020, dormitory slides, time travel, getting Scamandered, kissing (ooooh) and a round of ‘Who’s sleeping in my bed?’ So enter and celebrate with us… if you remember the password!

In our season finale, our tour guides take you on a TWO-PART BONANZA of episodes discussing the Great Hall! Filled with everything you’ve come to love: Film facts! Puns! Michael Gambon’s acting choices! The ceiling! The kitchens! The Great Bead Crisis of 92! Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! A game of Guess Who’s Sitting At The Staff Table! The Hogwarts Founders – A History! The School Song! A duel! A ball! A battle! And…a familiar name but unfamiliar voice, released from the Dungeons.

In our season finale, our tour guides take you on a TWO-PART BONANZA of episodes discussing the Great Hall! Filled with everything you’ve come to love: Film facts! Puns! Michael Gambon’s acting choices! The ceiling! The kitchens! The Great Bead Crisis of 92! Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! A game of Guess Who’s Sitting At The Staff Table! The Hogwarts Founders – A History! The School Song! A duel! A ball! A battle! And…a familiar name but unfamiliar voice, released from the Dungeons.

In episode ten, our tour guides are bounding up to the threshold of Hogwarts Castle! Guess the number of towers at Hogwarts and what that says about house hierarchy! Find out why the Parthenon in Athens is probably a magic school! Ponder the slightly terrifying prospect of Snape bringing letters to muggleborns, and, finally, debate where is Hogwarts actually located? (Spoiler – it might be Mumbai!)

For our ninth episode, our tour guides must brave the Great Lake – or is it the Black Lake? Spoiler: it’s the same lake! Struggle over the pronunciation of many a Loch, hear about a daring rescue by Hagrid that never happened, learn some fascinating facts about the Durmstrang ship, and of course, a new game: Cephalonod….or Cephalonot?