No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie
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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat
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S7E36 - Four Cats Dressed as a House
We travel the Forgotten Continent, searching for Oeilvert. Eventually, we enter the ancient ruin, where we discover a few secrets of the universe. Then we try to steal a key from a caged monster.
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S7E35 - Nothing I Do Is Good
We grind our way around the world trying to eat everything in sight. Eventually, we enter the desert palace under the quicksand. Kuja wants us to get the Gulug stone, and flies us to the Forgotten Continent.
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S7E34 - Adventures in Brain Melt
Come hang out with us during this “intermission” type episode. We will return to playing FFIX next week, but for now, we investigate our life while melting our brain by watching hours and hours of youtube.
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S7E33 - Sails Are the Wings of Boats
We eat sandwiches, then give Cid the special potion. Then we’re given a boat, which we use to explore the world finally.
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S7E32 - Final Fantasy Brain
We all wake up in Lindblum and pick up the pieces after Alexandria was destroyed. Dagger is speechless, and we need to turn Cid back into a human.
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S7E31 - Just Summoner Things
We win a card tournament in Treno, then head back to Alexandria for the big coronation. Will Garnet’s ascension to queen go off without a hitch? Nope.
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Customer Reviews
Can’t stop, won’t stop
This is my favorite podcast. Since discovering it i 2019 I have lost track of the number of times I’ve started back at the first episode. I’m currently listening to season 3 for like the 8th time or whatever and I STILL laugh out loud. I never shut up about this show, and I’m always ready to preach the gospel of Jeff and Ryan. -Julian Titus, host of The Stage Select podcast
An RPG national treasure!
This podcast strikes a nice balance of treating the source material with respect while also being ABSOLUTELY hilarious. Only a few episodes into FF4 and I’m already hooked. Well worth your time!
Gold right out of the gate
I started listening to this podcast immediately after hearing their ad on an old episode of The Greatest Generation. Jeff and Ryan have such great chemistry and humor that, after bingeing two and a half seasons of NOCKAT, I realized I hadn’t returned to TGG in a month because my itch for a self-effacing nerd comedy duo was being completely scratched by NOCKAT. Today I picked up where I left off in TGG and found myself listening to the same P1 message that turned me on to NOCKAT in the first place — I had run immediately to NOCKAT after one ad and left TGG frozen in time.
Jeff and Ryan, you give TGG a run for their money. You’re stellar company, you’re talented editors, and you clearly work hard. Keep it up!