We Hired a Sitter For This Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 133



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 133 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they dive into a wide range of topics, from podcast duo names to navigating family traditions and parenting styles.



Main Topics:



* Podcast Duo Names: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor brainstorm potential names for their podcast duo. From playful banter to creative suggestions, join them in exploring the whimsical world of podcast branding.

* Snacks and Reading Habits: Delve into the hosts' snack preferences and reading habits as they share humorous anecdotes and insights into their daily routines. From literary recommendations to culinary delights, join them in a candid conversation about life's simple pleasures.

* Health and Wellness Talks: Explore the world of health and wellness as prompted by a book recommendation. From dietary habits to lifestyle changes, join Patrick and Gastor in discussing the importance of self-care and self-improvement.

* Nutrition Choices and Lifestyle Changes: Laugh along as the hosts highlight their personal dietary habits and share struggles and desires for positive changes. From nutrition choices to diet adjustments, join them in exploring the complexities of maintaining a healthy lifestyle in today's fast-paced world.

* Career Shifts and Appearance Perceptions: Delve into discussions about potential career shifts based on appearance perceptions and navigating compliments about toddlers. From personal reflections to societal norms, join the hosts in exploring the nuances of professional and personal identity.

* Parental Boundaries and Affection: Explore the importance of setting boundaries with extended family members regarding physical affection towards children. From cultural traditions to personal preferences, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the complexities of familial relationships and societal norms.

* Humor in Families: Emphasize the importance of establishing a sense of humor within families, fostering understanding and connection through shared laughter. From inside jokes to playful banter, join them in celebrating the joys of familial bonds.

* Generational Naming Traditions: Reflect on generational naming traditions for grandparents and preferences for names that represent personalities or cultural backgrounds. From adapting traditional titles to personal choices, join the hosts in exploring the significance of familial identity and heritage.

* Household Responsibilities and Chores: Discuss approaches to assigning chores and allowances to promote self-sufficiency among children and prepare them for independent living. From instilling responsibility to teaching essential life skills, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the journey of parenthood.



Tune in for a laughter-filled and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com

After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following:



(This somewhat dry list of topics was generated by AI that listened to us record this episode)



Show Notes & Overview

Discussion on communication habits with children

Importance of positive talk and language use

Encouraging self-confidence and healthy self-esteem in children

Action Plan

Demonstrating positive talk more frequently

Reviewing performance feedback processes

Implementing healthy communication habits

Holding accountable for actions

Children's Communication

Impact of words on self-perception

Avoiding harsh criticism and highlighting mistakes

Encouraging curiosity and resilience

Fostering creativity and eagerness to learn

Parenting Strategies

Demonstrating positive language and talk

Monitoring children's academic progress

Being conscious of language use in daily interactions

Conflict Resolution

Preference for face-to-face conversations during conflicts

Avoiding negative online interactions

Opening discussions with compliments

Follow-Up

Checking in on homework completion

Schedule for future meetings and reviews



Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 131: "Billionaires in Bikinis"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 131 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they delve into a wide array of topics, from celebrity scandals to parenting advice from Reddit.



Main Topics:



* Recent Accusations Against Diddy: Patrick and Gastor discuss the recent accusations against Diddy, offering their humorous take on the world of entertainment and pop culture.

* Money, Power, and Morality: Explore the philosophical question of whether money and power make people evil, diving into ethical dilemmas and moral quandaries.

* The Existence of Billionaires: Join the hosts in a lively debate about whether billionaires should exist, exploring economic disparities, social responsibility, and the ethics of extreme wealth accumulation.

* The Will Smith / Chris Rock "Slap" Incident: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor dissect the Will Smith / Chris Rock "slap" incident through the lens of dad's behaving angrily in public spaces.

* Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's Open Relationship: Delve into the world of celebrity relationships as the hosts share their thoughts on Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's open relationship.

* Gardening at Home: Discover the joys of gardening as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences and tips for gardening at home, exploring the therapeutic benefits of connecting with nature.

* Parenting Advice from Reddit: The hosts tackle a grab bag of parenting advice questions from Reddit, offering their humorous and heartfelt insights into the joys and challenges of parenthood.



Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert:



@theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte:



@GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 130: "Coco G Skips Easter"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 130 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on another hilarious and insightful exploration of parenthood, comedy, and everyday absurdities.



Main Topics:



* Coco G's Easter Dilemma: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor delve into the comedic complexities of Coco G's decision to skip Easter. From family traditions to holiday hijinks, join them as they navigate the joys and challenges of parenting during the Easter season.

* Parking Trouble: Explore the comedic frustrations of parking trouble as Patrick and Gastor share their tales of navigating crowded parking lots and elusive parking spots. From parking mishaps to hilarious encounters, join them in a candid conversation about the trials and tribulations of finding the perfect parking spot.

* Career Phases and Strategy: Delve into the nuances of career eras and phases as Patrick and Gastor discuss career strategy and evolution. From navigating career transitions to strategic planning, join them in a candid exploration of the ever-changing landscape of professional life.

* Gastor's Back Injury: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experiences nursing a back injury. From humorous anecdotes to unexpected challenges, join him as he navigates the ups and downs of recovering from an injury with his signature wit and humor.

* Patrick's Denver Trip: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his solo trip to Denver to visit family with his 3.5-year-old. From hilarious escapades to unexpected adventures, join them on their journey through the Mile High City.

* 5 Second Rule: Explore the comedic concept of the 5-second rule as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on whether it's safe to eat food that has fallen on the floor. From playful debates to hilarious anecdotes, join them in a lighthearted exploration of this timeless culinary conundrum.

* Stranger Danger: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on the concept of stranger danger. From childhood lessons to adult encounters, discover the comedic side of navigating the complexities of human interaction.



Tune in for a delightful and laughter-filled episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



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Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 129 "Regrets & Conundrums"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts.



Main Topics:



* Cat Poop Conundrum: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of what to do if your small child accidentally eats cat poop, and who is at fault. From humorous anecdotes to practical advice, join them as they explore the unexpected challenges of pet ownership and parenting.

* Second Daughter Dilemma: Delve into the comedic complexities of fatherhood as the hosts discuss a father's concerns about having a second daughter and what it will be like to not have a son. From gender dynamics to sibling relationships, Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives on navigating the joys and challenges of raising daughters.

* Parental Bonding: Explore the nuances of parental bonding as Patrick and Gastor discuss what to do if your child forms a stronger bond with the other parent. From jealousy to insecurity, join them in a candid conversation about the evolving dynamics of parent-child relationships.

* Awkward Interruptions: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts share their thoughts on a couple accidentally being walked in on by their three-year-old during a sexual scenario involving pornography on the TV. From awkward encounters to unexpected interruptions, Patrick and Gastor offer their comedic take on navigating parenthood's most awkward moments.



Tune in for a hilarious and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Podcast Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 128: "Doctor New York"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life's quirks and challenges.



Main Topics:



* Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandings: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experience with a bespoke fitted cap by "DRNY" (not Doctor New York). From humorous misunderstandings to stylish headwear, explore the comedic world of fashion faux pas.

* Embarrassing Ear Infection Tales: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his embarrassing ear infection story from a comedy road trip. From awkward encounters to unexpected mishaps, join in as the hosts share tales from the road.

* Future Dental Plans: Discover the hosts' plans for future dental care as they discuss the importance of oral health and the quirks of aging. From dental woes to humorous anecdotes, Patrick and Gastor offer a comedic take on dental hygiene.

* Celebrating Patrick's Birthday: March 20th marks Patrick's 43rd birthday, and the hosts celebrate in style. Join them in raising a glass and sharing laughs as they toast to another year of life's adventures.

* Aging and Fatigue: Explore the comedic side of aging as Patrick and Gastor discuss their bodies feeling more fatigued and less resilient with each passing year. From humorous observations to relatable experiences, join in the laughter as they navigate the ups and downs of getting older.

* "What's Dad Mad About?" Segment: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their frustrations in the "What's Dad Mad About?" segment. From unpaid debts to refund woes, discover the comedic side of financial mishaps and misunderstandings.



Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, camaraderie, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte:



@GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com