Triangulum Stain: Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos
Publisher Description
The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep sleep and the liquid stain turns into an living, moving silicone-made sentient Alien Dildo that preys on young women so they can asexually reproduce. Triangulum Stain is a story about how a team of scientists created long before this agent lands in Arizona to stop just such an outbreak, a few civilians who found themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time, and some super-trained female Women in Black, each with a peculiar and amazing skill, try to stop this erotic alien takeover of Earth. Will they survive or will they all be sexed to death? Finding out is a fun thrill-ride.
The story is Michael Crichton meets Mika Tan. It is the new one from Moctezuma Johnson.
Customer Reviews
Amazingly Bizarre
Wow, talk about bizarre and black comedy. This book is hardcore and wild beyond imagination. It is erotic and strange, done in the style of 1980's B movie and was a fun read. The storyline is off the hook, aliens seducing every person they can. The MIB (Men in Black) arrive, but it takes the five women MIBs (WIBs) dressed in five very different awesomely sexy uniforms to bring the sex craved alien down. It is a parody of Andromeda Strain and I really did enjoy it. It is funny and fast paced, never a dull moment. It is told in anonymous print outs from a printer and prose written by a poet. It is graphic and the details very raw, so for adults only. This is the second book by Moctezuma Johnson, and I am surely intrigued by the wild imagination. I highly recommend it but be prepared to be pleasantly shocked.