Archer

When Archer discovers the chemotherapy drugs he’s been taking for his breast cancer are counterfeit – consisting mainly of sucrose and Zima – he sets out to destroy the criminals behind the scheme. Only this time, it’s personal. And also this time, Archer’s wearing a colorful headscarf and dragging around an IV stand.

ISIS goes into full lockdown after Pam is abducted by kidnappers. Wait, Pam? Yes, but the kidnappers were really after Cheryl/Carol. Wait, Cheryl/Carol? Yes, because Cheryl/Carol isn’t quite who she appears to be. Or is it whom? We’ll find the answers to these questions – and two more – on this episode of Archer.

When a mysterious stranger summons Malory and her intrepid ISIS agents to Monaco, all bets are off! Well, actually all bets are on. Because Monaco is basically one giant casino, and Archer has $4 million in untraceable bearer bonds. Also, it’s Gran Prix week, so you can just forget getting a hotel room.

Archer’s search for his father’s identity leads him behind the Iron Curtain... and into hot water! Old wounds are reopened when ODIN agent Barry Dylan is sent to rescue Archer, who falls in love with a beautiful – and mysterious – woman.

Suspicion and jealousy are rife at ISIS as Krieger nears completion of a top secret project, and Archer brings beautiful – and mysterious – former KGB agent Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory. Who reacts about like one would expect.

Archer, in hiding since the murder of his fiancée, is finally tracked down in the South Pacific by handsome adventurer Rip Riley. To get Archer safely back to ISIS, Riley will have to survive the elements, a plane crash, a shark attack, starvation, drowning, exposure, and possibly pirates. Oh, and Archer.

Archer deals with the trials and tribulations of being Pirate King while ISIS remains semi-committed to his rescue.

Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape the Pirate Fortress, as Malory hardballs the negotiation for their ransom.

Archer is shocked to learn that his mother is dating Archer's idol/hero/man-crush, Burt Reynolds.

Cyril is promoted to field agent, while Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy. Neither of which sit well with the staff of ISIS.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police enlist the help of ISIS to transport a captured Canadian terrorist. On a train.