Bellacourt Manor's residents brace themselves for Lillian's annual birthday meltdown, and a surprise visit from Charles Ponzi brings a new business opportunity. Meanwhile, Hortense believes she's expecting, and Peepers falls ill. Ben Stiller guest stars.
Lillian arranges her own kidnapping in order to achieve fame as an abductee. Dodo orders Peepers to impersonate the Commodore and accompany her to a luncheon. Beatrice mistakes Blanche for a fellow aristocrat.
Beatrice copes with Fredrick's engagement by reverting to babyhood, and Lillian tries to impress his fiancee, Celery Savoy. Dodo struggles with morphine addiction, and Chair manipulates Garfield into breaking the rules.
Lillian's new friends invite her to a beach party, and Beatrice is brought to Thomas Edison for a forbidden experiment. Blanche receives a mysterious letter from the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory, and Garfield tries to keep the family from falling apart.
Lillian and Beatrice race across Newport to try and stop Fredrick's wedding, and Peepers must save the Bellacourts from destruction after he realizes Chair's true intentions.
Lillian and Beatrice meet Harriet Tubman, who gives them advice on how to create a "brand" for themselves and become famous. Meanwhile, Peepers hires a new servant, and Chair gives birth to baby Kermit.
Lillian and Beatrice's marriages are annulled, and Lillian and Victor argue over their prized "Butternut room." Beatrice helps Albert get over his hatchetphobia, and Garfield butts heads with a duplicitous new servant.
The Commodore invites a prince to Bellacourt Manor, sparking an intense romantic rivalry between Lillian and Beatrice. Peepers clashes with the prince's servant over proper butler techniques, and Hamish's cellmate attempts to teach him how to read.
Hamish goes on trial for the murder of Scoops LaPue. Lillian tries to use the trial to garner publicity for herself, and Peepers enjoys one last day of freedom before attempting to confess to the crime.
The Commodore invites the Roosevelts to Bellacourt Manor and tries to convince Teddy to pick Frederick as his vice president. Lillian sets her sights on FDR, and Beatrice forges a connection with Eleanor. Peepers contends with a servants' strike.
A contagious disease spreads downstairs, and Lillian ends up quarantined with the sick servants. Beatrice and Frederick go on a double date, and Victor and Albert get into a quarrel over their barbershop quartet.
Natasha Leggero
Lillian
Riki Lindhome
Beatrice
David Koechner
Commodore Bellacourt
Paget Brewster
Dodo Bellacourt
Lauren Ash
Hortense