Sealab 2021

"Splitsville". Quinn and Debbie are finally breaking up. But not before Virjay gets the band back together. And not before everybody gets real drunk at The Idiot. And not before the insults and fists and beer bottles start flying. You wanted a topless catfight? Well, you got it. Now hush.

"Tourist Season". A horde of tourists descends upon Sealab. There are some fatalities. Doctor Virjay makes a startling (and delicious) discovery about meat. Yummy!

"Red Dawn". There is a specter haunting Sealab, and that specter is Murphy, the Great Leader and Friend to All Animals and Children. And he's finally going to tell us the difference between Socialism and Marxism-Leninism. Right before the outbreak of World War Three!

"Meet Beck Bristow". Hollywood actor Beck Bristow comes to Sealab to do research for an upcoming role. Is Hollywood actor Beck Bristow the hottest guy you've ever seen, or what? Hollywood actor Beck Bristow will be voiced by Hollywood actor Beck Bristow (playing himself, Beck Bristow).

"I, Robot, Really". Well, Quinn's really done it this time. And by "it" we mean gotten drunk and messed around with Chubby Carol the Intern and then gotten blackmailed and then started slapping people's brain's into robot bodies like there's no tomorrow. Which actually there may not be.

"Frozen Dinner". A distress signal from Ice Station Zebra sends the Sealab crew on a daring rescue mission in their new submarine. Also, none of this episode will make any sense unless you have seen the Director's Cut of Wolfgang Petersen's "Das Boot" starring Jürgen Prochnow. Enjoy!