The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti is slammed trying to balance both the planning of her upcoming wedding this week, it’s cake tasting and running the Millionaire’s Club, which is busier than ever. Up first for Patti is ex-professional volleyball player Ayinde Alakoye. He'’s 37-years-old, well built, tall, with everything going for him. One problem - he’s a self-proclaimed commitment-phobe. After meeting Ayinde in person, Patti quickly discovers that although he clearly wants love, there’'s something deep inside that’s preventing him from committing long-term to a woman. Next up is Will Ratner, a $40 million trust fund baby from Los Angeles. He’s a good looking guy, but the minute he opens his mouth, it’s over. He'’s arrogant, selfish, and worst of all, he’'s cheated on several girlfriends! If there’s one thing Patti can’t stand, it’s a cheater. Will defends his cheating past, but lets Patti know he’s ready to change and settle down with one woman. He shocks Patti by telling her he’'s willing to sacrifice having a girl with looks, for one with goals and aspirations. After a stern lecture on manners and putting women first, Patti leaves, still not fully convinced that "the Rat" is ready to change his ways.

This week Patti sets out to find love for two Hollywood producers. The first is Justin Levine, a Canadian trust fund millionaire who has recently moved to Los Angeles to fully pursue his new career in the entertainment industry. Justin is a real-life Peter Pan, as this 40-year-old man never wants to grow up. But this Peter has some very grown-up - and very unrealistic - needs. Patti is shocked to hear his main requirement for a woman is to have measurements of 34, 23, 34 - no one but the airbrushed models in fashion magazines can deliver these kind of unrealistic expectations! Despite his misguided priorities, Patti vows to teach him a lesson and help him find a woman he can grow old with. It goes from bad to worse when Patti finds out her other client is Kevin Strom, a self-professed chauvinist movie producer who needs a woman who will stay in the kitchen and keep her mouth shut during his beloved football games. For the honor of women everywhere, Patti prepares to give Kevin the whooping of the century, but this controlled, methodical lothario will not be easily pushed around.

Patti has her hands full this week with two young millionaires, each with their own unique personalities. Chelsea reveals her client is Dylan Smith, a nerdy and very young Internet entrepreneur who is looking to fulfill his five-year plan of finding a relationship that will lead to marriage. But Patti questions if this 24-year old tech-y is really ready for love. Destin’'s client is Hillel Presser, an asset protection attorney from Boca Raton, Florida, who is one smooth talker. This 28-year-old is definitely blingy. Aside from practicing law, he owns a muffin company, flies around the country on a private jet, is worth six million dollars, and admits that he’s “too generous” with women. Hillel is truly looking to settle down and have a family, but Patti is worried - is he just a smooth talking attorney or is he for real about finding a wife?

Patti meets her newest client, Greg Knoll, a 47-year-old mortgage broker and self-made millionaire who, after two engagements, hasn'’t been able to make it to the altar. Our runaway groom is looking to finally meet “the one” and settle down. Patti is not happy to hear her other millionaire is none other than returning client Zagros Bigvand. Last season, this Kurdish playboy notoriously broke Patti’'s rules and slept with his date, creating such a scandal that he was booted from the club. Now one year later and one year older at 31, the rogue Kurd claims to be a reformed man looking to finally find a wife. Patti meets with Zagros and reluctantly agrees to give him a second chance. Patti decides to do something other than the traditional mixer for her two millionaire playboy clients and handpick two women for them. Both men will have a chance to talk to each woman briefly then must pick one for a “first date,” an informal date with appetizers and drinks. Afterwards, he can pick his first date or the other woman for his master date.

From worst date moments to favorite Patti-isms, Andy Cohen gets the inside scoop on which clients pushed Patti's buttons and which she was able to whip into shape. Millionaires from the past season will also join in to update viewers on the current state of their love lives.

Patti Stanger decides to make a BIG change and makes the move to the Big Apple. Patti focuses on her first two clients who scream NYC. Derek Tabacco, a bigger than life sports fanatic with a lot to learn about the ladies, and Bryce Gruber, a 26 year old heiress with attitude to spare. Patti and her team set up a VIP mixer at the famed Water’s Edge restaurant for Bryce and Derek to meet their potential dates.

Patti is surprised with a visit from Caroline Manzo, the powerhouse of Bravo’'s "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" who wants Patti to set up her two sons, Albie, 24, and Chris, 21. With looks, brains, and charm, Albie seemingly has it all, but ever since he has been seen on TV, he feels most girls are after him for the wrong reasons. Chris is a whole different problem and Patti’'s youngest client ever.

Starting to question her move east, Patti has two clients that truly test her patience. David Yontef, is a 39-year-old gay business owner who is exceptionally judgmental and bases everything on looks. Patti’s other millionaire is Jason Teich, a 30-year-old tough-talking, heavy-drinking Bro from Brooklyn who rather spend a night with his boys than look for the girl of his dreams.

Patti has two of the most difficult and demanding clients this week. Beth Shak is a professional poker player who has made tons of money, but is unsuccessful in love because she mothers her men by cooking, cleaning and buying everything for them. At 40 years old, Sean Hull has never had a relationship longer than 6 months. Maybe that is because he talks about wanting a "two-dollar ho who likes to be controlled."

Destin, with much trepidation, announces that they have not one but two millionairesses this week: Sky, the fabulous globetrotting DJ and Stacy, the mother of four with what seems like nine careers. Patti meets Stacy and feels her energy is scattered due to the midlife crisis she is going through. Sky is confident and beautiful, but Patti wonders what type of man is going to be able to make her put the passport in the drawer.

PJ is a beach bum millionaire who lives in the Bahamas and does not want to grow up. He is the "I'’d rather be surfing" bumper sticker come to life. Cindy, on the other hand, is the romance novel cover queen who is looking for her real-life Prince Charming.