Schitt's Creek

Moira believes she is the cause of a man's death at the motel and fears the legal repercussions. Johnny and Stevie attempt to keep the motel guests distracted while they deal with the removal of the dead body. Alexis helps Ted interview candidates for the vet clinic and uses some unconventional interview techniques. At the store, Patrick and David test the waters of their new relationship.

After Johnny finds a positive pregnancy test in Alexis's garbage, Johnny and Moira consider the potential implications of an expected pregnancy, but when Johnny tries to broach the subject with Alexis, she is distracted with her college enrollment application. David and Patrick desperately search for a place to hook up, and are forced to consider Stevie's offer of a private space.

Moira prepares for her one-woman show “One Crazy Summer: the Patty Hearst Story,” at the annual Schitt's Creek Asbestos Fest, but with its intricate, complex dance routine, Moira's worries she won't be able to pull it off. Meanwhile, David basks in the constant flattery from a group of teens who hang around the store, but is livid when Alexis points out it might be a big charade. Johnny looks to hire new help for the motel and Roland claims to have the perfect man for the job.

Moira chauffeurs Alexis and Twyla on their girls' night out at a bar, doling out unsolicited romantic advice. At the motel, Roland builds a “man cave” in the office instead of doing actual work, forcing Johnny to reconsider Roland's employment. With Stevie's help, Patrick rearranges some products in the store to illustrate David's inability to compromise, and David tries his best to conciliate.

Moira is horrified to learn there's a rumour of her death circulating online, but when she reads the heartfelt condolences from her former Hollywood co-stars, she starts to relish in it. Meanwhile, Roland asks Johnny to be the Godfather to Roland and Jocelyn's child, leading Johnny to search for ways to politely decline. David and Alexis go on a buying trip to a local farm, and Alexis soon realizes that she has a connection to the farmer, which puts her in an awkward position.

David and Patrick throw an open mic night to help promote Rose Apothecary, but when Patrick announces he'll be singing solo with his acoustic guitar, David gets cold feet. Johnny and Alexis begin re-branding the motel, but Stevie is apprehensive, fearing that they're expanding too quickly. Moira accidentally finds out the gender of the Schitt's baby, and tries desperately to keep the secret.