It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dennis is mistaken for a recently released child molester but is more upset that he's being mistaken for a fat person than a sex offender. Mac tries to bond with his ex-con father who can't take his crazy eyes off Dee, which gives her the creeps.

When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob after a misunderstanding over a set of speakers and a stash of cocaine, Dennis is forced to pimp himself as a male escort to save the gang from getting whacked.

When the gang finds themselves in debt to the mob after a misunderstanding over a set of speakers and a stash of cocaine, Dennis is forced to pimp himself as a male escort to save the gang from getting whacked.

To rid the neighborhood of undesirables, Mac and Dee become vigilantes a la the Guardian Angels and Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers. When the taste of power proves to be too intoxicating, Charlie is forced to step in to end their corrupt activity.

Charlie inadvertently puts Paddy's up as the grand prize in a dance marathon, and the gang is forced to enter the competition to save their bar from The Waitress and Father Mara, who will do anything to win the bar.

After Dee and Charlie mistakenly eat some of Frank's human meat, they develop an unsatisfiable cannibalistic hunger. Meanwhile, Mac and Dennis take hunting for sport to the next level when they set their sights on Rickety Cricket.

Mac, Dennis, and Charlie take advantage of rising gas prices by investing in barrels of gasoline and selling them door to door. Dee and Frank decide to expose Bruce Mathis as a terrorist leader when they find out that he plans to give their money to a Muslim community center.

When Charlie asks Mac, his best friend, to beat up the waitress's new boyfriend, the only problem is that Mac is the guy. Dennis, in order to convince Charlie that he, and not Mac, is his best friend, tries to get Charlie to catch Mac red-handed.

After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives. Frank, Dee, and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.

After Mac's father is released from prison, Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives. Frank, Dee, and Dennis find unique ways of dealing with the loss.

Frank and Charlie find someone has pooped in their bed, leading Mac and Dennis to join them as they attempt to crack the case of "Who Pooped the Bed?" Dee leads the Waitress and Artemis on a night out on the town, Sex and the City-style.