Thorn In The U.S.A‪.‬ A Group of Concerned Citizens!

Dear Georgia
Democracy is looking to you on December 6. Please vote for integrity. Vote for values. Vote for morals and ethics. Vote for love. Vote to eliminate antisemitism, racism, sexism, genderism in the halls of congress. Vote for Raphael Warnock.
Love,
Your Fellow Lovers of Democracy!
 
Dystopian Democracy Song* & Antisemitism
There's something happening here…
 And it feels dystopian to be clear. 
Rittenhouse with a gun over there… 
 Telling Dems, they ought to beware!
 You better stop, Libtards…
 What's that sound?
 Our Democracy is FALLING down!
 There's battle lines being drawn
 If you ain’t white, then everything is wrong…
Benny Thompson is speaking his mind…
Getting so much resistance from behind
 It's time we stop, Libtards…
What's that sound?
 Our Democracy is FALLING down…
 Stop Junior.
You’re a bum!
Everyone thinks that you are dumb!
 What a field day for the creeps…
 The Oathkeepers are out on the street.
 Carrying guns and carrying signs!
Mostly Say, “Hooray for the Whites”
 It's time we stop, Libtards!
What's that sound?
 Our Democracy is FALLING down!!
 Paranoia strikes deep.
 Is Trump an evangelical creep?
At rapture, the Jews are suppose pay…
Our scripture says that Israel is going away!
 We better Stop…
 Hey, what’s that sound…
Our Democracy is FALLING down!!
Hey Tucker
What’s your Reason
Everybody wants you jailed for treason!
We better stop..
 Hey, what's that sound?
 Our Democracy is FALLING down!!
Stop, hey what’s that sound, our democracy is FALLING down…..
 *With the UTMOST respect to Buffalo Springfield & Stevie Nicks

You reap what you sow, and MAGA’s have pushed PenelOpe far-too-far with their violent rhetoric. Especially Kari Lake! She’s a bridge too the f@ck far for your normal warm-blooded mammal. If Scary Kari wins, just think: 8 more years of that corrosive, vitriolic, petty, vindictive Trumpie-with-Tits-and-a-brain!!
 Grammy, her one-eyed puggle, Pete Buttegieg and Abdullah Greenwood corner PenelOpe in the girl’s bathroom, and conduct what they referred to as a “Deprogramming” intervention. You’ll recall Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, got deprogrammed same. Self-Help BONUS: PenelOpe will deliver a point-by-point list on “How the F@ck to leave the Maga Cult.”
 Trumpie engages in more vile, antisemitic rants as does his bestie, Ye. Guess Kanye’s dangerous rhetoric was a bridge too far for Adidas’ kicks as well. They wrote in a statement that they will "not tolerate antisemitism and any other sort of hate speech". And, thusly, this past week past week, they officially cut ties with rapper / Provocateur / unapologetic anti-Semite… 
 On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Kanye Ye Yeezy, Adolph Hitler, Diamond and Silk, Herman Cain (RIP), Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, Josh Hawley AKA “Fascist Gump”, Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA Republicans, Tucker Swanson McNutcase Carlson
 You are small in number, but great in passion and love, and we felt it all! Please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home from Russia. Help raise awareness and amplify her story. 
 Harness your power and VOTE at the midterms. It is a privilege! Honor it!
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The PERFECT way to show your colors, without talking about politics, at the Thanksgiving table!!

Shit Happens.
Also, if this isn't reason for #ObamaCare, we don’t know WTF is!
And, FWIW, Tucker Carlson is a t**t!
xoxo

Mostly PenelOp HATES the New York Times! A-K-A – Enemy of the People New York Times… A-K-A home of Maggie Haberman, … A-K-A the lady who wrote the “Fake Book” about President Trump called CONFIDENCE MAN, which has all sorts of “made up stories” in it. But on this episode, she LOVES the All-the-fake-news-that’s-fit-to-print New York Times! For the first time they delivered a proclamation all DEPLORABLES can all believe in! The headline reads, “Voters see democracy in peril, but SAVING it ISN’T a priority!” 
 Special Shout out to Buffalo Springfield and Stevie Nicks, just cuz!
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Trump, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, Kyle Rittenhouse, Sean Hannity, Kanye West or Ye or Yeezy, 
 Please say a prayer for Emmanuel Todd Lopez, We’re here for you buddy! You’re going to kick this!
 You are small in number, but great in passion and love, and we felt it all! Until next week, please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home from Russia. Help raise awareness and amplify her story. And, get out the Vote! 

PenelOp starts this episode with a big fat apology tour for Jimmy Woods and Jonny Voight. She neglected to mention them during her prior devotional, highlighting the stellar lineup of celebrities that the MAGA’s have representing them, including Ye, Scott Baio and Kid Rock. Out of pure devotion to this great theocracy, those two old MAGA Farts tweet like mad, feverishly attempting to remain relevant atop the dusty ash-heap of primordial, white, conservative men. Meanwhile, the DEMwits got everybody from ADele to Queen-B to Jay-Z. 
Meanwhile, Ofr. Mike Fanone calls Rep. Keving McCarthy “fucking weasel bitch,” and we concur.
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock and YAY or YEE … or whatever the f**k Kanye is calling themself these days, Charlton Heston, Adolf Hitler, and OF COURSE, Tucker Carlson.
Thank you for listening to Thorn In The USA… if you enjoyed and even if you didn’t, please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home!! Brittney has been wrongfully detained in Russia for almost 250 days! Help raise awareness and amplify the call to urge US officials to do the right thing. 

Stand back and stand-bye, Blessed Fathers and Mothers of the Pious Proud Oath-Keeper Boys!!! Shite is starting to get REAL! 
 On this episode Midge dons her patent-pending CONE OF THE FAITHFUL® to share highly sensitive, exclusive insights into the Pro-Democracy Democrats’ election manipulation strategies for November. Then she will share what is necessary to take control of halls in congress, with or without zip-ties and pipe bombs this time. AND, Lady Lindsey compares Hitler to Trumpie.
 YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR OWN *LIBTARD* NAME!
1)     First Name: Your Favorite Spice
2)     Middle Name: Your Actual Middle Name
3)     Last Name: Listen to the episode, to find out! 😊
 
 Share your new libtard name with Midge… AKA “Cinnamon Penelop Fuzz,” on her new burner email, thornintheusapodcast@gmail.com
 On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: White Lives Matters Kanye West and Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, White Christian Nationalists, Lady Lindsey Graham (a contemptable twat), j-6 Patriots, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood, The Gipper, Ronald Reagan, the ORIGINAL Moses, Charlton Heston, Newt Gingrich, The Pillow Guy, Judge Cannon
 Special thanks to our LIBTARD Sponsors Beth Lapides and the Uncabaret!
 If you’re in the greater Los Angeles area on Friday, October 28th DO NOT miss a belly laugh at Hollywood’s longest running comedy show, The UnCabaret. Featuring some of the biggest names and most original and revolutionary comedy minds that the Libtards can pull outta rehab. The UnCabaret live and in person, hosted by the inimitable Beth Lapides 7:pm, Friday October 28th at the legendary El Cid on Sunset Boulevard. Tell ‘em, Penelope sent ya.
 If you enjoyed this episode, and even if you didn’t – three weeks til Go Time. Get out the VOTE. Tell a friend.