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"Farscape : The Peacekeeper Wars: Part 1
"“A soul patch leads the charge while our favourite dominar begins to enlarge. If they outnumber us ten to one then this shouldn't take long...” (thanks Mark Nixon!)
“The Cold War turns hot, we find out a method of getting pregnant that wasn't covered in sex education class and remind me, does John know how to make wormhole weapons?” (thanks Marky See!)
“Hey John, Are you having fun yet?
'Not Good's the best odds we ever get.
Crash-test dummies,
Narls in tummies,
First time's the worst 'Bigboy', Don't get upset!” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)
“So we discover John Can’t make a Wormhole weapon, so I guess next episode starts the Lexx retrospective?” (thanks The Derp Prime!)"
First aired on Sunday, 17 October 2004, written by David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Brian Henson"
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"Farscape : The Peacekeeper Wars: Part 2
“Step right up! Step right up! See the amazing wormhole weapon! Guaranteed to bring a peaceful end to all galactic conflicts! All you need to make it yours is say please, pretty please, with a cherry on top” (thanks Marky See!)
“The eidolons really begin to open up to the crew, Crichton does terrifying things with Scorpius' cherry” (thanks Kelpie!)
“… Oh… John can make a wormhole weapon… oh dear… So whose up for Babylon 5! It has to be cheerier than this!” (thanks The Derp Prime!)
“Weapons make destruction, people make peace,
Let's find a way, for this war to cease.
Too much fun,
Baby likes guns,
This big fiery hole is becoming obese.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)"
First aired on Monday, 18 October 2004, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Brian Henson"
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"Farscape 4·01: Crichton Kicks: Part 2
Crichton's lonely but peaceful life aboard a dying Leviathan is violently interrupted by the arrival of a young woman and a group of ruthless scavengers after her.
“A new DRD function is revealed; they can sing. A gravity defying know-it-all introduces herself as a lethiathan 'expert' and we discover how long it takes to fall down and reach the bottom of the pilot's den.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)“His name is John Crichton and his friends just got sucked down a wormhole, now he's stuck on living ship full of strange Yoda impersonating space vikings! Along with help of sputnik and the 1812 overture, John must save his home!” (thanks Marky See!)
“Interrupted by a toubray thief,
Friends reunited; what a relief!
A dying boat,A human goat,
"Grade A prime American beef."(thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)
“Crichton goes full castaway and meets an odd looking cabbage patch kid who can walk on ceilings. He is forced to face off with weird Klingon knockoffs all while trying to plots a way back to his normal life. ” (thanks Melissa!)“A pilot nods off to her favorite Soaps. An Astronut programs a friend to play the tchaikovsky 1812 overture while doodling. A new know it all gets in on the chaos. Can she answer the Five W's? Can she learn the ABC's. Let's the give the dogs a hand, don't worry it can be reattached. Look I can do the Exorcist's backwards crawl up the wall. Our favorite diminutive ruler has no qualms sicking the dogs on an astronut. Our favorite snurcher's vision has improved but doing it too often makes her blind. Could the Sun have a baby or is it all in the astronut's head?” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!)“Stranded astronaut with a better beard this time. Sputnik, Klingons and bad doggo o my, An overture is finally played and the abcs are sung, the greatest droid since R2D2 appears. Junk more junk and no muerta pilot, Leviathan sushi anyone? Sputnik finds out the hard way life experience beats book learning. Veins are too big to shift center of gravity so our favorite human plays goat from Jurassic parkSparky gets updated skin and Pip can slow time now I guess. On a side note: This is my favorite wacky/crazy john episode” (thanks DB!)Sputnik crashes into John's leviathan, and old friends return as John must deal with pirates. Meanwhile, Harvey wears his cool button-down from season two as Crichton tries to figure out who's the daddy.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)“Pardon me. Hello. Yes, yes I’m talking to you. Now I know your new here on this old leviathan, I’ve been here a while now, and if you want to be good neighbors please stop shooting at me! Oh what’s that? That’s a no on shooting. Ok. Well can you at let’s keep your hound out of my toubray garden, I just planted them and he…what…sorry…she keeps digging them up. If you can do that we might get along nicely. If not...let’s not say how bad it will get for you here.” (thanks Blackrain!)“The return of the beard! Someone gets their own brewery before showing off his Klingon slang to a new redhead.” (thanks Lucy !)
First aired on Friday, 7 June 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse
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"Farscape 4·02: Sacrifice: What Was Lost, Part 1
More of the crew are reunited, and while they discover the secrets of an ancient civilization, a serious threat looms...
“Whilst waiting for dad to pick them up, the crew hang out in a dig site haunted by priests with a catchy theme song. The creature of the black lagoon is up to no good, a new captain brings an enemy to heel (literally) and we are introduced to a new Peacekeeper interrogation method” (thanks Marky See!)
“In which the BDSM subtext becomes text.” (thanks Nazzy!)
First aired on Friday, 14 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods"
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Farscape 4·03: Resurrection: What Was Lost, Part 2
The crew discovers how far Scorpius has fallen in the Peacekeeper ranks. They must find and activate all the probes to stop the magnetic storm on Arnesk, but someone doesn't want them stopped.
“The crew hatch a plan to escape before the magnetic field bleaches the skin from their bones but they end up finding something they weren't looking for. We ask the question how many lives a grasshopper has and the commandant forgets her safe word. ” (thanks Marky See!)
“In tonight episode we find out the question that everyone has been dieing to find out. Does those hot paints make John Crichton ass look big? Well do they? Turn in and find out. ” (thanks Blackrain!)
First aired on Friday, 21 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods
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Farscape 4·04: Lava's a Many Splendored Thing
The crew is on the way to rendezvous with Moya. After ingesting a concoction of Noranti's they stop for a break on a planet. Rygel is captured and entombed in amber by raiders.
“Top form humor, just… don’t eat soup for dinner before watching. ” (thanks The Derp!)
“Granny's cooking doesn't agree with the crew causing an unplanned evacuation. Whilst dropping the kids off at the pool, our favourite kleptomanic disturbs a robbery in process, but these are not the freedom fighters Granny is looking for! Lo'la isn't the only one enjoying D'argo's DNA and Lou Costello takes a really hot bath - Can I get a Hell Yeah!” (thanks Marky See!)
“Little Bubba got caught in a trap,
Grandma picked a bad time for a nap,
Lava baked plans,
Puke covered hands,
""No more of that 'cleansing restorative' crap!""” (thanks Ric From The Delta Quadrant!)
“Noranti tries to become a main character and creates more problems than she is worth. Chiana and Sikozu bond over bodily fluids. Rygel issues boil to a melting point, while the others attempt to save the day. Finally, Noranti redeems herself by performing. ” (thanks Melissa!)
“Welcome to the fiery lava Resort planet. Now before you take a lovely relaxing dip in the scolding lava pool, you might want to put on the energy protective armor, just remember to shoot yourself every five minutes. Or there is the nice amber chrysalis casing. You will just bob about in the lava pool. The resort is not responsible for any burn, cooking, or scolding. Have fun!” (thanks Blackrain!)
First aired on Friday, 28 June 2002, written by Michael Miller, and directed by Michael Pattinson"
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https://sofarscape.com/episode/404