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Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we’re just having some fun at the Bible’s expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we’re going to hell over.
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Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists Husband & Wife

    • Religion & Spirituality
    • 4.4 • 24 Ratings

Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we’re just having some fun at the Bible’s expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we’re going to hell over.
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    Jeremiah Chapter 34: Atheist Bible Study

    Jeremiah Chapter 34: Atheist Bible Study

    Strap in, folks, for another rollercoaster ride through the convoluted carnival that is the Bible, where Jeremiah Chapter 34 serves up a smorgasbord of divine double-talk and ethical yo-yoing that'll leave your head spinning faster than a cherubim with a jetpack. In this episode, our atheist podcasters navigate the biblical minefield of Jeremiah's prophecies with the finesse of a tap-dancing skeptic, unearthing the so-called 'sacred' shenanigans that make reality TV look like amateur hour.
    The almighty apparently has a serious case of celestial amnesia, as we're once again treated to his favorite party trick: liberating slaves, then hitting the rewind button faster than you can say "divine takesies-backsies." We'll explore how indentured servitude gets a holy thumbs-up, as long as it's the right brand of bondage – Hebrew edition only, please.
    Our intrepid hosts, running on caffeine and sheer exasperation, will decipher the mystifying messages meant for poor old Zedekiah, who's promised a peaceful death amidst a siege that's about as serene as a heavy metal concert in a library. Spoiler alert: things don't quite pan out as prophesied, unless "peaceful" is now synonymous with "tragic and brutal."
    As the clock ticks into the wee hours, the dedication of our podcasters to dissecting these ancient texts rivals that of the prophets they're poking fun at. From the ethical mess of God-endorsed slavery to the historical head-scratchers that the Exodus story presents, no stone is left unturned, no covenant left unmocked, and no deity's temper tantrum left unexamined.
    Prepare for an irreverent deep-dive into the bizarre world of biblical covenants, where slicing animals in half and walking through their blood apparently passes for a binding agreement. And don't even get us started on the sudden cameo of the golden calf – we're still trying to figure out if it's a sacred symbol or just God's favorite bovine bling.
    So buckle up for an episode that promises more twists and turns than a serpent in a salsa class. Whether you're a devout deconvert or a scripture scholar with a sense of humor, "Jeremiah Chapter 34" will deliver a dose of heretical hilarity that's as enlightening as it is entertaining.

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    • 28 min
    Jeremiah Chapter 33: Atheist Bible Study

    Jeremiah Chapter 33: Atheist Bible Study

    Get ready to suspend your disbelief and embrace the absurdity of the divine in this snarky take on Jeremiah Chapter 33. Husband and Wife, the dynamic duo of skepticism, dissect the latest in prophet property dealings and the Almighty's apparent mood swings.
    Starting off with a holy real estate transaction that would make even the Monopoly Man blush, Jeremiah's land grab is supposedly a sign of prophetic prowess. Our hosts unpack this bizarre biblical bargaining and its implications on divine foreclosures. Spoiler alert: buying land in the midst of impending doom is as logical as eating soup with a fork.
    Next up, we grapple with the Almighty's temper tantrums and tender mercies. The episode slices through the heavenly haze, serving up a fresh plate of "God giveth, and God taketh away" with a side of human confusion. The hosts muse over the Lord's penchant for destruction and subsequent rebuilding plans, suggesting a possible side gig in demolition and construction.
    The highlight reel continues with a deep dive into the murky waters of Judah, Israel, and their mysterious disappearing act. Are we talking about two tribes or a divine magic trick? The hosts take you on a historical detour, sprinkling in a dash of cultural confusion and a pinch of theological head-scratching.
    Not content with past perplexities, the episode also tackles the hot potato of modern relevance. From biblical prophecies to internet conspiracy theories, our hosts expose the sensationalist salad tossed up by prophets and clickbait connoisseurs alike. They even offer a pro tip: start your fact-checking with the smart comments—because let's face it, sometimes the peanut gallery is full of PhDs.
    Wrapping up with a flourish, the podcast zooms out to a celestial scale, pondering the divine's strange obsession with bloodline branding and sacrificial shindigs. As the hosts peel back the layers of divine dynasty drama, they ponder whether we're dealing with the ultimate case of nepotism or just an ancient episode of "Keeping Up with the Cosmos."
    Join us for a rollicking ride through the rollercoaster of biblical bafflement, where sacred texts meet secular snark, and no holy cow is too sacred to tip. It's Jeremiah Chapter 33 like you've never heard it before—unless, of course, you've been eavesdropping on the man upstairs.
    Don't forget to hit subscribe, leave a blasphemous like, and share with your fellow heathens. After all, it's not every day you get to hear prophets talk shop and deities deal in real estate!

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    • 35 min
    Jeremiah Chapter 32: Atheist Bible Study

    Jeremiah Chapter 32: Atheist Bible Study

    Get ready to roll your eyes to heaven in this irreverent dive into the supposed holy hijinks of Jeremiah Chapter 32. Join your favorite skeptical duo as they take a not-so-reverent look at ancient real estate deals, divine plans that sound suspiciously like city planning mishaps, and prophecies that seem to be more about wishful thinking than actual divine foresight.
    Are you ready for a biblical lesson in land grabbing? Because Jeremiah sure is banking on some divine insider trading—literally. We're talking about a prophet in prison buying a piece of land he'll never set foot on, in the hopes that his invisible friend in the sky will eventually make it a good investment. Faith or folly? You decide.
    And what's with this Baruch guy? Is he Jeremiah's loyal scribe or just the ancient world's version of a spin doctor? Either way, he's got his name on a book, and we're not buying what he's selling. But don't worry, we'll keep reading, if only for the comedic value.
    Also, strap in for a segment on the unfairness of collective punishment—because, apparently, smiting is caring when it comes to ancient deities. We'll talk about the unlucky residents of Jerusalem who got more than they bargained for, simply because their neighbors couldn't follow the heavenly rulebook. And if you're looking for contemporary parallels, just wait until we get to the part about Trump's potential re-election. Spoiler alert: prophecies are tricky business, folks.
    So, whether you're a history buff, a lover of snark, or just here for the heresy, this episode is sure to deliver. Because when it comes to dissecting religious texts with a heavy dose of sarcasm and a sprinkle of atheism, nobody does it better than your blasphemous hosts. Don't miss out on the divine comedy—tune in, turn up the volume, and prepare for a hell of a good time!

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    • 34 min
    Jeremiah Chapter 31: Atheist Bible Study

    Jeremiah Chapter 31: Atheist Bible Study

    Get ready for a biblical rollercoaster as we dive headfirst into the divine dichotomy of Jeremiah Chapter 31. In this snarky yet insightful episode, our atheist hosts are back with a vengeance, breaking down the ancient scripture with a heavy dose of sarcasm and a sprinkle of disbelief. Forget divine inspiration; this podcast is about to serve you some divine intervention with a side of eye-rolls.
    Join us as we unpack the so-called "merciful" promises of God, which seem more like a celestial dictator's mood swings than any genuine act of kindness. We'll explore the infamous 'new covenant' and its supposed magical heart-writing abilities – a claim that seems to have missed the mark, considering the sheer number of non-believers roaming the planet with pristine, untouched hearts. Oops, did the Almighty forget to RSVP for humanity's moral compass?
    We'll navigate through the laughable yet tragic paradox of a God who can't decide whether he's a wrathful punisher or a doting father figure. And let's not forget the part where he's "sowing seeds" all over his chosen people – talk about needing some personal space! We'll also discuss the charming metaphor of a woman encompassing a man, which might just be the biblical way of saying, "Even the 'weaker sex' can pick up the slack when God's busy smiting."
    As we delve into this episode, prepare to be entertained by the wit and irreverence that only our hosts can deliver, as they call out the divine plot holes and scriptural inconsistencies with the precision of a surgeon – if that surgeon were armed with a blunt spoon and a wicked sense of humor.
    So, grab your tambourines, adorn yourself in skepticism, and dance along with us to the discordant tunes of ancient prophecies and modern-day musings. Remember, no divine knowledge required, just a healthy dose of curiosity and the ability to appreciate the cosmic joke that is Jeremiah Chapter 31.
    Don't forget to join our live Discord chat, where we'll continue the blasphemous banter and discuss whether being 'saved' is all it's cracked up to be. Subscribe, share, and brace yourselves for an episode that's sure to leave you questioning whether you're listening to a theological discussion or a divine comedy sketch.

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    • 39 min
    Bible Study BY Atheists Weekly: Jeremiah Chapters 26 - 30 plus Q&A and Book Club

    Bible Study BY Atheists Weekly: Jeremiah Chapters 26 - 30 plus Q&A and Book Club

    Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Jeremiah chapters 26 - 30 plus our Q&A and Book Club.

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    • 3 hr 14 min
    Jewish Folklore Episode 29: Sacrilegious Book Club

    Jewish Folklore Episode 29: Sacrilegious Book Club

    Husband and Wife cover Tales and Legends: Part 4 of A Treasury of Jewish Folklore.
    In this episode of the Sacrilegious Book Club, we're finishing up Chapter 3: The Ten Lost Tribes. 
    Topics include the Jewish Falasha tribe of Abyssinia; Solomon's affair with the queen of Sheba; their sin Menilek, the king of Egypt; a fake copy of the Law of Moses; the Bene-Israel Jews of Bombay; racism; circumcision parties; Elijah the Prophet; the silliness of blindly following traditions; and killing cocks for the cock-cutters.
    Next time, we will continue reading entries from Part 4: Tales and Legends | Chapter 4: Folk Tales. We hope you'll get a copy of the book and read along with us.

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    • 36 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
24 Ratings

24 Ratings

Game girl 09 ,

Great podcast!!

Husband and Wife do a great job of making the bible not so boring. I have started reading the Bible several times, but always got too bored and annoyed to keep going. Wife’s reading and narration skills, including funny voices, keep me interested in what’s happening. Husband’s jokes are right on par with my sense of humor so I feel right at home. I also like the fact that they call out the garbage, hypocrisy, and unrealistic nonsense. (I mean a talking donkey, seriously, this book is clearly a fairytale) if Husband and Wife can make it though the whole Bible I will be right there with them until the end!

Asciguy ,

They make it fun

Wish they were around to help me slog through one of the worst small book groupings ever. So far. Deserves negative reviews.

reese249 ,

Atheist bible study ripoff

Honestly,
Listen to atheist bible study. Much better. Not sure which one is ripping off the other one. But this one got annoying real quick. And the adds are insufferable.

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