California King You Look Nice Today

Opportunity: personal care finally takes its show on the road.


NOTE: This episode and its claims have not been evaluated by The Food and Drug Administration. So, you're welcome.


Please step inside the perimeter of the temporary fence line, then proceed through the large disclaimer bottle. To your right is Alan's Foreskin, and to your left is Adam's Paragon of Blades™ (launching Fall, 2023).


Children must be monitored at all times. Also, all attractions are offered "as-is," and their utilization therein does not create a bailment or constitute a "medical diagnosis." Any appendage submitted to the cobbler's public fluoroscope is offered solely at the guest's own risk.


Side effects may include extensive cranial scarring, crippling student debt, and grave personal regret.


Ask your operator if Supplement is right for you.




Editor: Paul O’Mara


(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




Supplement - YouTube







Fig. 1: Our muse, Dr. Raymond Damadian, in his repose.

Opportunity: A grand roving dignity sink


The Soft Boys add frisson to any streetscape.




Editor: Paul O’Mara


(This episode is available only in audio, to honor the richness of Homeric oral tradition.)
Links:
Vladimir Harkonnen | Dune Wiki | Fandom — He was so morbidly obese that he required suspensors harnessed to his flesh in order to walk.The Soft Boys - "I Wanna Destroy You" — And, when I have destroyed you, I'll come picking at your bone.
And, you won't have a single atom left to call your own.
Gangs | The Warriors | Fandom — "The Warriors" is known not only for its detail on its own gang, but the diverse and realistic or wacky gangs that surround them in New York City.Washington Generals - Vintage Highlights Reel - YouTubeParallels between Virgil's Aeneid and Homer's Odyssey

Opportunity: Take a page from a storied American industry.


Ask your doctor if our juice is right for you.




Editor: Paul O’Mara


(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




The Benediction of Sister Susan - YouTube





Links:
TV Magic Cards with Marshall Brodien (Commercial, 197?) - YouTube — "Take the top card…TAP it…"10 Great Ways To Recycle Your Wee — "1. Pee in a pot and make invisible ink!"Genesis 38:8-10 KJV - And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto - Bible Gateway — "And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also."CueCat - The 50 Worst Inventions - TIME — CueCat became little more than a high-tech paperweight.

Opportunity: Helping you become more comfortable in your skin.




Editor: Paul O’Mara


(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




Yellow Leather - YouTube
Links:
Freddie Mercury Queen's Concert Yellow Leather Jacket Costume - TLC — "A Premium Quality Freddie Mercury Yellow Jacket, A Pure Queen’s Power Gear."What Is Disney's Go Away Green Paint? - Simplemost — The science behind the shade is simple. Aging: What to expect - Mayo Clinic — Here's what to expect as you get older — and what to do about it.

Opportunity: Radical Proximity should be an immersive experience.


First off: this is not a cult, okay?


Look, if an Aerie of Randies is a little hot under the collar and wants to be stone soup with some other hard-working men, who are you to judge?


The good news is we're probably already available in your neighborhood, so just flag down the apologetic lady in the Shriner car, and she will be more than happy to top off your wing sauce and freshen up your straw.


Everybody ready? Are you ready?! Because…hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…


"WHOOP-sie!"




Editor: Paul O’Mara


(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




Big Tubs - YouTube

Opportunity: A fresh look at a storied neighborhood.




Editor: Paul O’Mara


(Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




The Situation District - YouTube