199 episodes

A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

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    • 4.9 • 266 Ratings

A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

    #188: Bobbleheist

    #188: Bobbleheist

    "He meant what he yelled." Our Washington Capitals remain too stupid to realize that they are dead and Kelly, Rave, and Eva are delighted! What a time we're all having! Topics for discussion include TJ's 1000th, the Pens' existential dread, Kuzy's new nest, Torts' hissy fit, the Larkin-less Red Wings, and a funky little Pittsburgh mystery. This episode was recorded on March 17, 2024.

    • 1 hr 19 min
    #187: Swaddle The Bruiser

    #187: Swaddle The Bruiser

    "Who to the core." Much occurred while this pod was fighting off illness, so Rave, Kelly, and Eva roll up their sleeves to tackle an agenda that includes the half-life of cocaine, Ted's big fail, Auston's golf...pod?, the Tampa yakuza, and the brief but appreciated heroism of Anthony Manthony. And in the distance, the trade deadline looms... This episode was recorded on March 3, 2024.

    • 1 hr 23 min
    #186: Longing To Shroom

    #186: Longing To Shroom

    "We have sparkling water money on the line." There's a lot about this year's All Star weekend for Eva, Kelly, and Rave to analyze, including Brock Boeser's "Favorite Boy" award, Kuch's boos, Michael Buble's drug experience, and...those player portraits. You know the ones. Also: Ovi's got his groove back; odes to discontinued jerseys; and an update from Kelly's Canucks corner. This episode was recorded on February 11, 2024.

    • 1 hr 27 min
    #185: Third-Place Pretty Girl Syndrome

    #185: Third-Place Pretty Girl Syndrome

    "The Amazing...Unlawful Confinement." Did you know that like our Washington Capitals, YCDT has a fun little freak tunnel of our own? Kelly, Eva, and Rave are having a grand ol' time in there. Coaching trends are getting analyzed, forcibly-separated bonded pairs are being mourned, improvements to the All Star Game are being suggested (AGAIN. FOREVER). Come hang in the freak tunnel with us!! This episode was recorded on January 18, 2024.

    • 1 hr 21 min
    #184: Kingdom Phylum Animal Rectangle

    #184: Kingdom Phylum Animal Rectangle

    "It's bad pedagogy." It's a new year! But like the Washington Capitals, this pod is back on its traditional and beloved bullshit. And we've lots to discuss, including Ethan Bear, the Pens-Caps nursing home derby, leech fears, the return of Dima, hot mic vendettas, broken jaws, classiness, and whether or not we want Dylan Strome to face Connor McDavid at the ASG in front of god and everyone so we can study his micro-expressions in gif form. (Opinion is, in fact, divided.) This episode was recorded on January 7, 2024.

    • 1 hr 32 min
    #183: Cap Trick

    #183: Cap Trick

    "No more Kuzy sauce in the pasta room." The Caps are frolicking through this season with a buoyancy that Eva, Rave, and Kelly cannot help but be charmed by: Kuzy sauce? Tom trick? Dallas slut-ery?? C'mon, we're only human. Also on the agenda: hunting for Bear, Jacob Trouba's artistic explorations, Chicago and Detroit warring for Eva's heart, Rod's angry Bod, the Flyers renaissance, and MONEY MONEY MONEY. And WAGs. This episode was recorded on December 10, 2023.

    • 1 hr 15 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
266 Ratings

266 Ratings

allons_ykaylee ,

How I Consume Hockey

Hockey media can get boring but YCDT experiences hockey in the best way: through vibes, astrology and the homoerotic friendships between these dumb lugs in knife shoes. I’m not even primarily a Caps fan (LGRW!) but they’ve made me one. Just a silly little pod about our silly little sport, I can’t say enough good things.

pompoozled ,

i dont even watch hockey

words i learned from this podcast: elan (flair, style, vibe), inchoate (not fully formed, primordial soup-esque), antediluvian (literally: before the flood, generally means super old and sometimes outdated) and of course backcheck (….i’ll let kelly explain)

NightlyMadison ,

Load-Bearing Hockey Queens

I recently discovered this pod on a hunt for comedy hockey podcasts by women. BOY did this fit the bill. The hosts are so relatable and I feel every bit of the feelings. I am a Columbus fan but I cant help but have a few feelings for their faves! I highly recommend this awesome trio.

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