Kings of the North Kings of the North

The gang discusses the last month of NFC North play, makes predictions about the Packers & Lions in the playoffs, drafts the biggest losers of 2023, and tries to solve mystery surrounding the potential murders of two beloved guests.



Chad from Oshkosh and the Lambeau Diaries - 5:45
Four Down Territory: Biggest Losers of 2023 - 1:03:05
A voicemail from Da Polish Sausage - 1:31:00
Playoff Predictions - 1:35:20

Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November reign


It really makes you think, doesn't it? Also, our ideas for new death foods.

The gang wishes that they were a Timberwolves podcast before getting into a zany month on NFC North Football. Rhob tries to remain calm in the face of huge expectations. Professor cries about Kirk Cousins before quickly moving on to Josh Dobbs. Beefcake does an excellent job of coping. The Bears still suck. We do a 4DT of firsts.

KOTN is back. A new guest! Da Polish Sausage on the run. A zany start to the year for every team. The Price is Right! You better listen because you'll miss us when we're gone

The KOTN Crew has a huge announcement about the future of the show. Da Polish Sausage, who is innocent, joins to help hang banners, compete in Four Down Territory, and Predict the first 4 weeks of the season.

After yet another disappointing playoff appearance by the Vikings Rhob, Beefcake, and a very drunk Professor are joined by Cupcake the Witch who lends her insight on protective hexes, tantric sex, and hockey to the podcast. After that we take our mind off of how awful our football teams are by playing KOTN Price is Right and we read some mean insults from our enemy, Gary the Plunger.