Two Girls One Ghost Two Girls One Ghost

Have you ever wanted to pop out of your own left boob that has been meticulously crafted into a delicious cake that sprays champagne out of the nipple at a drag/BOO-zy brunch where we all share ghost stories? Well… you’re in LUCK… one day, in the future (date not yet picked nor planned or anything beyond a wild conversation about it), you will be able to. Maybe. 

You can’t trust our planning abilities, and to be honest, we can’t trust much this week. One listener babysat three kids and a bad man who slammed doors, another was plagued by a shadow figure family like Corinne’s mudroom family, 

Hopefully we can trust Punxsutawney Phil who told us that spring is coming early… in Phil we trust… 

Jezmina’s podcast: Romanistan 

This episode is sponsored by Fast Growing Trees, Dipsea, Lume Deodorant, and Rocket Money.


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Edited and produced by Jaimi Ryan, original music by Arms Akimbo!

Disclaimer: the use of white sage and smudging is a closed practice. If you’re looking to cleanse your space, here are some great alternatives!

Corinne’s first rodeo brought has her becoming a lifelong fan of mutton racing, and Sabrina dons her best Scottish accent to tell us the haunting tales of Fyvie Castle. We’re talking secret chambers sealed shut to hold captive a deadly curse, a dark entity residing over the library, a dead body in the walls, a sleep so important it was memorialized with a plaque, and misplaced attentions, affections, and erections. No wonder people believe Fyvie Castle to be the most haunted castle in Scotland. 

Mentioned in this episode:
Sundown Motel by Simone St. James
Traitors (reality tv show)
The September House by Carissa Orlando

Have ghost stories of your own? E-mail them to us at twogirlsoneghostpodcast@gmail.com

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Corinne is in her, “trying-to-snooze-but-ghosts-won’t-let-me” phase. Sabrina is in her “eat-oatmeal raisin- cookies-for-breakfast” phase. You all are in your “haunted-by-ghosts-stop-driving-with-pork-a-lot-of-dead-people” phase.

Have ghost stories of your own? E-mail them to us at twogirlsoneghostpodcast@gmail.com

This episode is sponsored by Helix, Pretty Litter, Apostrophe, VIIA, and Songfinch.


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Edited and produced by Jaimi Ryan, original music by Arms Akimbo!

Disclaimer: the use of white sage and smudging is a closed practice. If you’re looking to cleanse your space, here are some great alternatives!

The universe is stitched together with unseen threads, and these threads attach us to certain people. The cords may stretch and tangle, but they won’t break. These people will come together when they are meant to - no sooner and no later. This is an episode about love, friendship, mentorship, and destiny. It’s about trusting yourself and the universe. Isn’t it just so pretty to think, all along there was some invisible string?

Have ghost stories of your own? E-mail them to us at twogirlsoneghostpodcast@gmail.com

This episode is sponsored by Mad Rabbit, VIIA, and Fast Growing Trees


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VIIA is the only lifestyle hemp brand offering a craft cannabis experience. Let the gummies work their magic. Head to Viiahemp.com and use the code TGOG to receive 15% off + one free sample of their sleepy Dreams gummies.
Fast Growing Trees makes it easy to order online and your plants are shipped directly to your door in 1-2 days. Listeners to our show get an additional 15% off their first purchase when using the code TGOG at checkout. Fast-Growing-Trees.com


If you enjoy our show, please consider joining our Patreon, rating and reviewing on iTunes & Spotify and following us on social media! Youtube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and Discord.

Edited and produced by Jaimi Ryan, original music by Arms Akimbo!

Disclaimer: the use of white sage and smudging is a closed practice. If you’re looking to cleanse your space, here are some great alternatives!

rina is tuning into her psychic abilities and acknowledging messages from her spirit guides while Corinne is updating us on… nipple news! Otherwise, we have stories about the mean Man in the walls, visitations from mom to remind us we’re being a brat, a gifted ghostly painting and a haunting at The Sallie House.

To contact Christy, here's her instagram!

Have ghost stories of your own? E-mail them to us at twogirlsoneghostpodcast@gmail.com

This episode is sponsored by Astepro Allergy and Athena Club.


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It takes really big drills to get to the underworld. And Denver International Airport has those drills. A seemingly unlimited budget, secret blueprints, vast underground infrastructures, support from the Free Masons, apocalyptic sculptures and artwork, weapons of biological warfare, and a deadly horse… tin foil hats have been glued to our heads and we are reallllll suspicious.

Have ghost stories of your own? E-mail them to us at twogirlsoneghostpodcast@gmail.com

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Edited and produced by Jaimi Ryan, original music by Arms Akimbo!

Disclaimer: the use of white sage and smudging is a closed practice. If you’re looking to cleanse your space, here are some great alternatives!