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To celebrate our 150th-numbered episode, we determine which U.S. Presidential candidate will deliver the best Global Apocalypse (and who doesn't stand a chance...the results may surprise you!). We also look back over some of our favorite topics, and reminisce about 150 episodes worth of history and continuity that really happened and weren't imaginary constructs, like money and the concept of numerals. Long live Pope Patrick Stewart, and long may he reign. Wait, do Popes "reign"?

From robot/toy/robot gladiatorial combat agency to the impending end of everything again for the sixth time to our first-ever cigarette ad, this episode has everything you need to survive a holiday weekend. The last one (maybe) ever. Knowing our mass deaths are imminent, Moisés slaps Rich in the face with near-show-ending voices, right here on ESN1. Now we go LIVE to London. Brought to you by American Express (not really).

Will we find a Space Goat in the next ten years? Have we already found them??? What happens when we further splinter the multiverse using our own technology as adapted and stolen by Apple?????

What happens when a person knows who you are, but with whom you are not necessarily acquainted, buys you tens of thousands of robots? The answer may surprise you (and might just be this episode full of non sequiturs...a veritable multiverse of wonderful nonsense)!

Is Apple Watch, Disney MagicBand, or direct human contact right for you? Schedule a try-on appointment in The Non-Real Zone and find out!

In our 100th episode spectacular, we ponder our work thus far and plot a new course for the journey as we open the door to true experts in their fields to join us and open up new avenues of thought...beyond conventional reason and wisdom. With Episode #101, Night Moves is an all-new show!